I lul'd

[N9ne]

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...d.php?t=898587


Oh deary deary

[Bukowski]

check this one out

Awesome laptop for sale.... Pinnacle of technology!!! - $1000
Reply to: sale-642766454@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-14, 10:08PM CDT


I have for sale a Dell Inspiron 1100. Its got 256MB Ram guys!!!! thats more than enough to run windows xp (a 7 year old operating system that nobody wants anymore!!!)!. Its got a nice 30GB hard drive and a DVD Rom drive!! Thats right ! no burner!!!! Its got no internal wireless so youll have to use a PC Card, which i will not provide. And its a 2.2 ghz processor (thats right, i purposely do not denote pentium 4 or celeron so that I dont have to say that i was too cheap to buy a P4.. by saying processor it keeps me from having to say celeron, and i assume you are too stupid to look when you come to buy it) Its missing a few keys and the case is all scuffed up. NO TRADES!!!! After all I live in a shitty apartment in Gary, so anything I have has got to be better than what people in Valparaiso or other desirable areas have. and yes i have no car so you come to me. thats right! come to a bad neighborhood at 12am to trade me and watch me and my hoodlums jump you and steal your cash and car. oh and dont forget!!!! the clunking noise coming from the hard drive on the laptop is normal. It means its cleaning it self.




This was posted to make some people realize how ridiculous their ads sound. come on! people! get real.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/sys/642766454.html