That was pretty awesome
That was pretty awesome
"ill give ur mom the short end of the stick " - Destruction
Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets
I get a better pizza if I order it on the phone, to tell them the exact details.
On the phone:
Deaf:"I want a pizza with salami and pepperoni."
Pizzaman:"Sorry, we have already closed!"
Deaf:"How long does it take?"
Pizzaman:"We do not deliver anymore!"
Deaf:"OK, thank you I'll be waiting for the pizzaboy."
Pizzaman:"Sir, you misunderstood!"
Deaf:"Good bye!"
Hangs up and ends up starving all night wondering where the fucken pizza is.
Pizzaman:"Hello, how can I help you?"
abastic Mute:"...."
Pizzaman:"Hello, is anyone there?"
abastic Mute:"...."
Pizzaman:"Hello, I can't hear you!"
abastic Mute:"...."
Pizzaman:"YOU GOD DAMN KIDS STOP FUCKIN' MESSING WITH ME! AND DON'T CALL EVER AGAIN!"
Pizzaman hangs up the phone and the abastic Mute is getting closer and closer to die of hunger because his nurse didn't show up for the past two weeks.
that script actually just sends the form using the pizza chains website(you can order online). you cant get anymore exact. you get every option available to you.