Comfort Wipe

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11-09-2009, 01:27 PM
Spyder

Comfort Wipe

LOL what the goddamn.

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11-09-2009, 02:34 PM
NinjaGator

LOL @ the big mother fucker.

How the fuck do you even use that shit, shove the god damn stick up your ass?
11-09-2009, 02:35 PM
MasterOfPuppets

god damn retarded.

BITCHES FORGET ABOUT THE FOUNTAIN THING IN EXPENSIVE TOILETS? shoots water up your ass.
11-09-2009, 02:36 PM
DarkSpoon

im guessing the stick is an extension of your arm. so if you stick your arm up your ass to wipe then yes you stick the stick up your ass.
11-09-2009, 03:14 PM
Diddlez

How much of a fucking fat ass do you need to be to need an 18 inch extension of your arm to wipe your fucking ass.
11-09-2009, 10:22 PM
NinjaGator

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkSpoon

im guessing the stick is an extension of your arm. so if you stick your arm up your ass to wipe then yes you stick the stick up your ass.

That stick isn't as flexible as your wrist, so getting a good swipe looks impossible. Plus I'm sure if it's not angled perfectly, you get shit all over the end of the stick as well. Still, people will buy this shit cuz the majority is filled with wrls fucktards.
11-09-2009, 10:32 PM
DarkSpoon

guys im not defending the product lol. im just stating how it appears to be used. im guessing only having a bit of shit smeared on your ass is better than having all the shit smeared on your ass. i mean if you're fat enough that you need this, there's a chance you went a while with shit smeared all over you. but if you're fat enough to need this you have bigger problems. if i ever get this fat im going to redesign my house to look like jabba's hang out and have a henchman kidnap a hotty so i can chain her to my girth. then ill have live bands and all kinds of space gangster shit. you guys are all invited. dest will fight the rancor and keenan will be frozen in carbonite.
11-10-2009, 12:06 AM
DESTRUCTION

loooooooooool awesome
11-10-2009, 01:17 AM
Acromus

Has already been posted here :L