u fail at copying and pasting palQuote:
Originally Posted by 9mm :L
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u fail at copying and pasting palQuote:
Originally Posted by 9mm :L
gt nigtard
Steve says:
so are you flunking everything yet?
Danny -- says:
nope
Danny -- says:
infact
Danny -- says:
my biology teacher
Danny -- says:
called home to tell my parents that i got a 102 on a test
Steve says:
nice
Danny -- says:
yup
Steve says:
hax?
Danny -- says:
yeah
Danny -- says:
thats it
Steve says:
what was the test on?
Steve says:
male genitals?
lol americans making americans look stupid
i was talking to young creative about buying a shirt off a website. still <3 u youngin creative
Creative -- says:
just order it from the bwssite
keenan says:
no
keenan says:
its expensive
keenan says:
american dollars
keenan says:
and shipping
keenan says:
bs
Creative -- says:
how its gonna cost the same in canada dollars
keenan says:
lol no
keenan says:
20 dollars american isnt 20 dfollars canadian
keenan says:
lol fool
Creative -- says:
so its more expensive in american?
Creative -- says:
ffs
Creative -- says:
i dont know canadian money
keenan says:
lol so usls
Creative -- says:
how
Creative -- says:
where was i suppose to learn this?
:D :D :D :o
cbf canada at all keenan it needs to be blown up. ill talk to saman about that as well :L .!. :D
According to you canada rules
8/13/2006 2:20:05 PM Creative -- keenan canada rules (Y)
8/13/2006 2:20:25 PM keenan Creative -- y
8/13/2006 2:20:31 PM Creative -- keenan dunno
i actually never even remember saying that, and when i was or if i was i was talking about a law that you told me or something didnt mean it ruled overall :L
[15:05] Mo: hey
[15:05] Cody --: what.
[15:05] Mo: do u knwo who i am?
[15:05] Cody --: yes.
[15:05] Mo: can u help me out?
[15:05] Cody --: busy atm
[15:05] Mo: later then?
[15:06] Cody --: possibly.
[15:06] Mo: k thnx fellow
[15:06] Mo: keenan is gay
[15:06] Cody --: tru.
You obviously forgot to post the rest of the convo...... i hope.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets
I have a couple atm.
First one is a classic that I happened to save. Made me chuckle seeing it again.
Quote:
Spyder | Dave says:
lol wellst
Spyder | Dave says:
ur onst hi5
Spyder | Dave says:
and u know...
Spyder | Dave says:
CBF "LOOKING TO DATE WOMEN" JAHLOLOL
Turple says:
lol
Turple says:
i never use it
Spyder | Dave says:
bs
Spyder | Dave says:
cbf looking to date chix off teh net friendly
Spyder | Dave says:
I REALLY CBF MANCOW JR INST WWI
Turple says:
wtf i just told you i don't use
Spyder | Dave says:
lol naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Turple says:
fuck off, block4u i quit WWI
next is from 2nite.
and I stink like ass.Quote:
Cody -- says:
loooool
Cody -- says:
quote/Spyder: Luckily for you I work for a living on a computer.
Unluckily for you all I do is slam my face on the keyboard and bill people for whatever muckary that results.
Cody -- says:
that shit made me lol irl
Cody -- says:
I LOL'D SIR
Cody -- says:
quote/Spyder: Luckily for you I work for a living on a computer.
Unluckily for you all I do is slam my face on the keyboard and bill people for whatever muckary that results.
Cody -- says:
FUNNY STUFF
Dave says:
I hope u did good friend
Dave says:
I had a laugh myself
Cody -- says:
I'm still laughing in fact
Dave says:
You made me chuckle a bit by making me reread my own filthery
Cody -- says:
Pretty much made the cut for my sig
Cody -- says:
haha
Dave says:
(Y)
Dave says:
I should write that at the office, tbh
Dave says:
get a white board and say "I JUST BILL U FOR THE MUCKARY THAT RESULTS FROM MY FACE BEIGN SLAMMED UPONST TEH KEYBOARD. GG."
Cody -- says:
lolol
Cody -- says:
LOL
Cody -- says:
LAUGHING STILL
Dave says:
my boss would probably say "that's about the size of it :L"
Dave says:
he's not really interested in what I do, tbh
Dave says:
he's kindof against computers
Cody -- says:
wtf.
Cody -- says:
your boss?
Cody -- says:
:S
Cody -- says:
WHERE AT
Cody -- says:
I thought you worked as some website design firm bsery
Dave says:
Day-O Espresso
Dave says:
I do my own shit on the side, though
Cody -- says:
wow
Cody -- says:
that is really gay
Dave says:
^
Dave says:
he thinks they don't need an IT tech
Cody -- says:
lol.
Dave says:
and I'm like :L you say that until one of the computer registers goes down and ur panicing to find someone to fix it
Cody -- says:
what kind of a backwater redneck is against computers
Cody -- says:
er
Dave says:
like one of the things I'm working on is for their customer gift cards...people will be able to put moniez via paypal onto their coffee card on the website
Cody -- says:
You have to be* a backwater redneck to be against computers
Dave says:
and he's like "i'm not ready *moth"
Dave says:
duno wut constitutes as being ready, since I'm doing it :L
Cody -- says:
lol
Dave says:
but the managers who work there are the ones giving me the work to do and telling him that it is needed
Cody -- says:
would own if you guys said this shit irl, "I'm not read, astrict moth."
Cody -- says:
"ya well ell face"
Dave says:
LOL
Dave says:
IMO we should have make a tshirt with Mr. Moth on it
Cody -- says:
truth
Dave says:
duno, but that alone ownz
Cody -- says:
I'd order it
Dave says:
i'll put it on business cards *moth(Y)
Cody -- says:
k
Cody -- says:
ASTRICT MOTH, THUMBS UP
Cody -- says:
make it into a tshirt
Cody -- says:
but
Cody -- says:
keep it original size
Cody -- says:
so it's the size of a dime.
Dave says:
LOOOOL
Cody -- says:
and that's the only thing on the whole tshirt, this dime sized smiley
Dave says:
and "rape u" under
Cody -- says:
lool
Cody -- says:
[size="tiny]rapeu[/size]
Cody -- says:
then like -Spydar
Cody -- says:
maybe put a "Jahahahalolololol" somewhere onst the shirt
Cody -- says:
maybe a picture of you
Dave says:
on the back imo
Cody -- says:
^
Dave says:
this company wants to franchise out
Dave says:
it's really popular here
Dave says:
but IMO it wont happen as long as this dude owns it
Dave says:
he's cool and all, but he's a "status quo" kinda guy
Cody -- says:
sorry but I wouldn't buy esspresso from something named "day-o"
Dave says:
plus how much can u fucking expand when like 1/3 of the profit goes to fucking charity
Cody -- says:
srsly?
Dave says:
^
Cody -- says:
pretty much gay
Dave says:
he wants to open a few day-o's on the east coast
Dave says:
and I'm like WTF WHY IDIOT ffs
Dave says:
should expand around california/nevada first
Dave says:
goddamn idiot imo, doesn't understand teh concept of distribution
Cody -- says:
he'll probably be all
Dave says:
he wants to cuz it's his religious buddies and family over there
Dave says:
and then half of that profit will go to goddamn churches too
Cody -- says:
DAVE DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I OWN THIS BUSINESS, GOBBLE GOBBLE, GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Dave says:
we're closed on sunday, which IMO is a huge mistake.
Dave says:
LOL he's intimidated by me TBVH
Dave says:
cuz I pretty much came in and said "uh, lets fix this bs"
Dave says:
like for instance...we have a main office and a warehouse and 3 locations
Dave says:
these locations are filled once a week
Dave says:
so there's a big supply van that goes to each once a week
Dave says:
but we dont know what they want until we get there, then they give us a checklist
Dave says:
I'm like :L why not have them fill out an online form and then send that in...then bring the supplies accordingly
Dave says:
real ass-backwards it was
Dave says:
and even then he's like "i duno, just not ready" :@
Cody -- says:
sounds like you're living in 1900
Cody -- says:
"lol, supplies r here'
Dave says:
and I said "well, you better be ready. I need to be building an inventory program that automatically orders supplies if you really want to be franchising :@"
Dave says:
lol the supply waggon hath arrived *lmoth
Cody -- says:
what ye sires be needing fromst thy supplyith waggon
Cody -- says:
astrict moth
Dave says:
LOL they're like "WUT, Y IS A MOTH SO STRICT :( "
Cody -- says:
loooooool
Cody -- says:
pretty much loling
Cody -- says:
I got to wake up in 2hrs 30mins
Cody -- says:
fuck
Cody -- says:
post this convo tbh
Dave says:
cbf getting up that early :L
Dave says:
k
First one was failz u just kept insisting he uses hi5.......
*moth tshirt plz
maybe I should have explained the situation.Quote:
Originally Posted by keenan
He IS (or was, duno if he's still on it) on hi5 and his account said he was using it for "Dating/Relationships" or whatever.
That's what I was making fun of tbh. Really cbf looking for relationships on the intarwebz.
[17:35] Rachel: hie
[17:36] Dave: hey helo how r u
[17:37] Rachel: good, might get a motorcycle
[17:38] Rachel: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...3AAAQ%3AUS%3A1
[17:38] Rachel: its a girly bike
[17:38] Rachel: to learn on
[17:38] Dave: :L
[17:38] Rachel: cbf :L im a girl
[17:38] Dave: cbf being associated with the "Blast hooker pipe!"
[17:38] Rachel: lool
[17:39] Rachel: buell is made by harley
[17:39] Dave: so :S
[17:39] Dave: imo it looks horrible
[17:39] Rachel: so i like harleys
[17:39] Dave: same
[17:39] Dave: but not this bs
[17:39] Rachel: nah without the windsheild it would own
[17:39] Rachel: thats the only thing i dont like
[17:40] Dave: yuck, imvho
[17:40] Rachel: did u look at the closeups?
[17:40] Rachel: cuz the one pic from far looks crappy
[17:40] Dave: you mean...what everyone else will see whilst ur on it :S
[17:41] Rachel: no cuz its a dark picture...and u dont see much but a windshield that looks blah
[17:42] Dave: imo, its looks like a regular motorcycle and a speed bike had a baby
[17:42] Dave: an ugly baby mind u
[17:42] *** Rachel is trying to send you "buell.jpg": Trillian\MSN-alligatoreyez@hotmail.com-thumb758.png
[17:43] Rachel: lol whatever i like it
[17:43] Rachel: i dont want anything big, i think its a good bike for me to learn on...renee has a nice triumpth hed give me but its too big for me to learn on
[17:44] Dave: lol cbf sending me the pic that's on the site
[17:44] Rachel: well i just dont like the other angle
[17:45] Dave: here's a perfect one for you to learn on:
[17:45] Dave: http://cgi.ebay.com/Girls-Pink-Motor...QQcmdZViewItem
[17:45] Dave: imo get a little bell and some handlebar streamers, and ur good to go
[17:48] Rachel: for u yeah
[17:49] Rachel: too girly for me but perfect for u (Y)
[17:49] Dave: i'd get a real bike, cbf the bs you've picked out
[17:49] Dave: i think you'd get beat up in most places with that blasphemy
[17:50] Rachel: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2003-...QQcmdZViewItem
[17:50] Rachel: well look...just a diff color and it looks much diff
[17:50] Dave: do u just want to get beat up or what
[17:50] Dave: LOL
[17:50] Rachel: u prob just dont like it being pink n purple
[17:51] Rachel: i dont want to race!
[17:51] Rachel: i have one here i could have
[17:51] Dave: tbh, it has the makings of a decent bike...but still failz
[17:51] Dave: should look around for a different front end
[17:52] Dave: seriously though...when did you get the money for this?
[17:52] Rachel: renee wants to buy me one
[17:53] Dave: tell him to spend the money on something decenterish
[17:53] Rachel: cuz i hate riding on crotch rockets and...he always wants me to ride with him...so either he gets a cruiser...or he wants to get me one
[17:53] Rachel: ya but i like it
[17:54] Rachel: like i said he has a triumph 400 i think? i duno its not really TOO heavy for me...he said hed give it to me...but id be more comfortable on a learning bike
[17:54] Dave: just make sure you're not seen with me when u ride it
so you just insisted that the bike looked bad?
and so much more, my dear keenan.
Well in that case it was HILARIOUS.
did not find it funny, and who is rachel dodge?
Some dyke. I mean, she's buying a motorbike... come on. She's a dyke.
:L
rachel = alligator eyez (shes not a dyke)
BTW, the perfect bike:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Invacare-Storm-R...QQcmdZViewItem
Plays videogames AND rides a motorbike?
Clearly a dyke.
Yah cbf her not using "Omg! :) :( :S! You make me sad! Dave i love you! and *giggles*
Clearly not a girl imho, (might be a tranny!)
Well...she DID date Totlz :S
AND NOBODY SAID MSN OWNAGE HAD 2 B FUNIE KEENAN!
(kinda like nobody said you had to have a brain in that HUGE receeding-hairline cranium)
<3!
NO NEED TO CRY ON TS WHEN FORUM BADMOUTHED <3
I cant even use TS.
PLUS, you should come up with something that isnt GREATLY exaggerated. My point (that your head is frickin' huge) isn't exaggerated at all...so when you post something that is either greatly exaggerated or made up, it just gives me an extra point.
Yo
I cant even use TS.
PLUS, you should come up with something that isnt GREATLY exaggerated. My point (that your head is frickin' huge) isn't exaggerated at all...so when you post something that is either greatly exaggerated or made up, it just gives me an extra point.
That's the only tip I'm going to give you. For more you're going to have to buy my book on owning flamewars.
CBF even saying "I can't use TS" when I was clearly talking about awhile back on ts and you know it. Plus wasn't exaggerating at all.
Obviously you were exaggerating and everyone knows it (which is worse for you that people know WHEN you post bs nobody believes).
duno...pretty usls but made me chuxlz
[12:51] Dave: wut did u do 2 ur probe
[12:52] keenan | the Probe is fucked: WUT
[12:52] keenan | the Probe is fucked: wut did u do to your strat
[12:52] Dave: "the Probe is fucked"
[12:52] Dave: ^^^^^
[12:52] keenan | the Probe is fucked: wut
[12:53] keenan | the Probe is fucked: oh
[12:53] keenan | the Probe is fucked: wait
[12:53] keenan | the Probe is fucked: i remember
[12:53] keenan | the Probe is fucked: a bit back
[12:53] keenan | the Probe is fucked: i had to flip into neutral to start it and the the gages wouldnt work
[12:53] keenan | the Probe is fucked: the gas worked dodgely
[12:53] keenan | the Probe is fucked: bunch of bs
[12:54] keenan | the Probe is fucked: but i had to replace a dollar fuse and it was fixed
[12:54] keenan | the Probe is fucked: ftw
[12:54] keenan | the Probe is fucked: when did u read that
[12:54] Dave: it's attached to ur name
[12:54] Dave: :L
[12:54] keenan | the Probe is fucked: you were looking through logs to find dirt on me :L
[12:54] keenan | the Probe is fucked: not now
[12:54] keenan | the Probe is fucked: it was about 4 months ago
[12:54] Dave: [12:54] keenan | the Probe is fucked: not now
[12:54] Dave: :LLLLLLL
[12:55] keenan | the Probe is fucked: k
[12:55] keenan | the Probe is fucked: well
[12:55] keenan | the Probe is fucked: i cbf 56k
[12:55] Dave: i'm not on 56k
[12:55] keenan | the Probe is fucked: i cbf ur comp
[12:59] Dave: ur name still says it friend
[12:59] keenan | the Probe is fucked: well
[12:59] keenan | the Probe is fucked: i dunno
[12:59] Dave: same
LOL cbf so paranoid :S
Spyder I honestly dunno where your going with that post. Am I supposed to look dumb in it or is it supposed to be funny? Im paranoid about what? Please explain
You weren't "supposed" to be dumb...it just turned out that way.
all paranoid that I was looking through old logs to pull up dirt when all I asked was what was wrong with ur probe that you talked of in your own name. the uslsns of it made me chuxlz a bit.
"Klassic Keenans" are always funny imo.
Cause I asked if you were going through old logs with an :L face makes me so paranoid? Your reaching a bit don't ya think?
LOL I'm not going to even explain any of it, just because it's hella funny watching you try to figure it out when it's SO obvious.
LOL goddamn echo in ur gigantic hollow skull IMO.
lol you cant even figure out wtf your saying
ffs thank you. i dont know if he does it on purpose or if he really is that dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spyder
plus keenan fails for even admitting to driving something called a "Probe"
k....
much discussion continues on this subject amongst many of us onlookers. millions of dollars of government researching could be spent and still they couldn't answer that :SQuote:
Originally Posted by darkspoon
lol u guys are so fucking wrls
I'm made of rubber too :L