hi.
(this is post 500 in the IRC Ownage section, and post 400 in this thread)
(im great)
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hi.
(this is post 500 in the IRC Ownage section, and post 400 in this thread)
(im great)
[02:41:38 PM] [dave] --: so where was this plane crash...canada i
guess cuz the news didnt say anything here
[02:41:48 PM] Chad--: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[02:41:49 PM] Chad--: usls fag
[02:41:53 PM] Chad--: the movie u dumb nig
[02:42:04 PM] Chad--: wow
[02:43:15 PM] [dave] --:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
OOOOOOOL
[02:43:20 PM] [dave] --: USLS SPYDAR ATM
[02:44:00 PM] [dave] --: SUCH A KEENAN MOMENT OMG
[02:44:13 PM] [dave] --: killing myself should be mandatory at this
moment ;S
[02:45:36 PM] Chad--: imagine how keenan feels :(
[02:46:06 PM] [dave] --: lol good god, a moment in the life of keenan
= goddamn horrible.
[02:46:21 PM] [dave] --: worst thing is he wont admit to having a
keenan moment
[02:46:26 PM] Chad--: time to /reroll life
[02:46:29 PM] [dave] --: he just goes with it like ur lying or it
wasnt his falt
Cant find the log from like 2 years ago where me and dave discussed this, but a year later I came up with the answer...
Session Start: Saturday, August 19, 2006
[02:44:07 AM] Chad --: I came up with the answer
[02:44:10 AM] Chad --: to the question
[02:44:12 AM] Chad --: of life
[02:44:21 AM] Chad --: keenan does in fact act dumb
[02:44:31 AM] Chad --: he's not actually dumb, he just acts dumb for
our comic relief
[02:44:40 AM] Chad --: I have read his posts on the NWP Forums and
realized it
[02:44:56 AM] Chad --: I think you could put a keyboard in front of a
gerbil and get more intelligent posts
[02:45:28 AM] Dave: duno, i'm torn
[02:45:42 AM] Chad --: you need to read the nwp forums
[02:45:42 AM] Dave: in one hand I read his posts and go "how fuckin'
dumb do you have to be" *eek
[02:45:43 AM] Chad --: god
[02:45:55 AM] Dave: and on the other I think "you cant ACTUALLY be
that dumb tho"
LOL china...yeah that was pretty funny. could be worse though...like if i was keenan and that happened on a daily basis :P
I read further down the log today and apparantly I said I wouldn't tell anybody about it.
Guess Is houldv'e done more than go through my chat logs with find > keenan on.
lol oh well. Made me laugh pretty goodishlike.
[01:45] Dave: am I the only one that thinks Bukowski actually gets into all that gay porn shit?
Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets
Dont worry friend I believe the same thing. CBF him always posting dog porn etc
(18:11:43) Dave --: yes I'm on dizzlup:(
(18:11:55) DarkSpoon: lol dizzlup sounds dirty
(18:12:01) Dave --: LOL yes, yes it does
(18:12:12) Dave --: and if it didnt mean 56kbps, I'd be all for up dizzluping on everything!
(18:12:15) DarkSpoon: keep your dizzlup on your side
(18:12:42) DarkSpoon: pull a jim and dizzlup on your face
(18:12:46) DarkSpoon: :S
(18:13:28) Dave --: LOL FFS GODDAMNIT *eek
(18:13:41) Dave --: should have kicked him out of the internet for that one *ya
(18:13:46) DarkSpoon: (Y)
(18:15:06) Dave --: lol and cbf shoving veggies up the poopchute either :@
(18:15:18) DarkSpoon: oh cbf
(18:15:20) DarkSpoon: wtf
(18:15:31) DarkSpoon: trying to act out that episode of south park
(18:15:37) Dave --: LOOOOOL
gg jim.
Dave -- says:
LOL cbf u voted no :@
DarkSpoon says:
bs
Dave -- says:
it was 4-2 before...now it's 4-3 *eek
DarkSpoon says:
voted 100% yes
DarkSpoon says:
i voted long before i posted
Dave -- says:
oe
DarkSpoon says:
i was number 4
DarkSpoon says:
cbf catching flack whenst im backing you
Dave -- says:
LOOLOL
Dave -- says:
you'll be catching dizzlup atm
DarkSpoon says:
i want favors
DarkSpoon says:
lmao
DarkSpoon says:
not those kind
Dave -- says:
LOL roxed
GG 2 all involved
I laughed at both, gw
[04:33] Cody --: I don't care what else happened on your trip, finger armor = highlight of it
[04:33] Wyll இ: Loool
[04:33] Cody --: lawl
[04:34] Wyll இ: some british guy in the hotel was like "Hey mate, where can i get some pussy around here, i need to get fucked up too"
[04:34] Wyll இ: i was like, yeah cause i'm in a hotel, so thats obvious that i live here.
[04:34] Cody --: lool
[04:34] Wyll இ: I hate dumb people, thats why i blocked keenan and creative
LOL so funny how any mere mention of creative or keenan gets put on here. :P
:L
Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets
k thats fine cause I deleted you a while back and you were the one who added me to msn :S I don't think I even talked to you once when you added me
thanks for clearing that up. ive spent the entire day ripping my hair out trying to figure that out.
omg same, sometimes I feel like I'm a part of "The Days of Our Lives: Internets"Quote:
Originally Posted by darkspoon
Lol @ keenans irritation that i mentioned him blocked.
Keenan- "WTF, HE CANT SAY HE BLOCKED ME, I DELETED HIM FIRST!!"
NO I DELETED YOU FIRST!Quote:
Originally Posted by 9mm :L
lol keenan even had his own homey "hatin" on him. :L
musta caught him ridin dirty, so they dont roll no more or some such.
i just cbf saying blox when he was the one for some reason adding me :L plus you will never catch me riding dirty
what exactly is riding dirty?
riding with ur cox hanging out teh window
Referenced to driving a vehicle with any form of illegality;
1. Driving with an expired, suspended, or revoked license; or driving without a valid license or license plates.
2. Driving a vehicle with expired tags or failed inspection.
3. Driving a stolen vehicle.
4. Driving with unregistered guns in the vehicle.
5. Driving while intoxicated or under the influence.
6. Driving with illegal drugs/controlled substances in a vehicle.
Jason: The cops arrested me yesterday because I was riding dirty.
Chris: Why?
Jason: Because I had a sack of weed in the car.
well i guess by keenans definition you would be correct :SQuote:
Originally Posted by Deadly
Rap has fucking excellent lyrics. No wonder that song is such a hit right now.
...watch the vid too...
[19:00] Dave --: cbf laughing so goodish at this atm
[19:00] Dave --: http://poststuff5.entensity.net/0922...media=goal.wmv
[19:01] DarkSpoon: lmao
[19:01] DarkSpoon: total keenan move
lolol @ the vid and even more lol @ the keenan remark
Dave -- says:
are u going to meet peach/pocket?
Bec says:
peach is supposed to come to airport while im laid over
Dave -- says:
lol "peach" "come" and "im laid" should never be in the same sentence!
Bec says:
lol not
Bec would totally hit it.
[17:28] Mo: have u seen me play
[17:28] Mo: cant say i sux b4 u c me play man
[17:28] Mo: and i know most of clan memebers
[17:28] Mo: juss really wanna be part of lag tbh
[17:28] Mo: strong clan
[17:28] Mo: but needs active players
[17:28] Mo: <---------
[17:29] Dave --: we don't want to dillute the talent, tbh
[17:29] Dave --: that's why I kicked DanTheMan out
(anytime I get to mention kicking dan out is awesome, I highly suggest you do the same)
idiot
LOL I really cbf this guy anymore...goddamnit...
(didn't tell him I wouldnt copy and paste, tho)Code:Dave -- says: WIND IT UUUP *cont
Jake D says: lol what...
Dave -- says: I said wind it up faggot. Do it. Now.
Jake D says: Is that the Gwen Stefani song or something?
Dave -- says: Yeah...it's pretty catchy. Plus she's goddamn hot. *ya
Jake D says: eh, not really
Dave -- says: Are you being serious?
Jake D says: Well...she's not bad...but she's not the hottest out there
Dave -- says: this coming from the guy in HS who dated the fattest black girl I had EVER seen *moth
Jake D says: DUDE shutup
Jake D says: that's not the same at all anyways
Dave -- says: LOL dude...sure it is. apparently your taste is pretty honed-in on the fat chicks, maybe you secretly wish Gwen was huge, dark, and had goddamn codfish for lips.
Jake D says: that was fucking sophomore year asshole...at least I was getting some, fag.
Dave -- says: LOOOL getting some of that greasy shit was out of the question to MOST guys with half of a working eyeball.
Jake D says: ffs. she may have had huge lips but she gave great head...they were like suction cups.
Dave -- says: I realized that when I seen her sucking off fuckin' chicken meat CLEAN OFF the bone...loool sooo sick. Imagine if you had a baby with that trash.
Jake D says: lol...
Dave -- says: ...dotdotdot? You better tell me there isn't a goddamn Nigzilla 2 out there *eek
Jake D says: lol fuckoff dude.
Jake D says: she had an abortion...
Dave -- says: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Dave -- says: LMFAO YOU FAT SLOB! lmfaooo.
Dave -- says: I bet the doctors seen you hobos and did the abortion for free.
Dave -- says: LMFAO seriously goddamn. CBF saying Gwen Stefani isn't completely hot and then telling me that you almost had a turd with Nigzilla. ROFL ffs.
Jake D says: shutup lol
Dave -- says: Now I cant wait for class reunion. I"M FUCKING TELLING EVERYOOOOOONE!
Jake D says: DUDE fuckoff...don't fucking tell a soul...ever! My dad would fucking KILL ME if he found out I porked a black chick.
Dave -- says: especially if he seen her...
Jake D says: lol man, she wasn't a bad person...she was just um...thick...
Dave -- says: ...and dark, loud, obnoxious...and she always smelled of rotting old person mixed in with that smell of when black people dont take showers...and sometimes she smelled like gravy and grits...and remember how she waddled around? ROFL I swear sometimes I thought she was like a midget goaltender when you seen her from behind...roooofl. DATS A HUUUUGE BITCH! (gonna tell everyone)
Jake D says: DONT fucking tell ANY-ONE.
Dave -- says: okay...only if you admit that Gwen Stefani is fucking hot.
jake D says: GWEN STEFANI IS FUCKING HOT are you happy now?
Dave -- says: yes. (wind it up)
lolololololol , the HS remark at the fat black chick was funny.
that was some great ownage right there, thx spydar.
I enjoyed that (Y)
Not really an ownage, but this thread hasn't been touched in like four months. Post more ownages, assholes.
Willy says:
I made it into that metal band
Steven Kailey says:
right on
Steven Kailey says:
that 'something your dead' one?
Steven Kailey says:
i forget the name
Willy says:
honor your dead
Steven Kailey says:
schweet
Willy says:
we are covering through stuggle
Steven Kailey says:
are you playing the tamborine?
Willy says:
guitar
Steven Kailey says:
ahh
Steven Kailey says:
i guess only real men play the tamborine
looool @ tamborine, made me lol
Steven Kailey says:
do you play any sports?
Steven Kailey says:
WELL?
Saman says:
i bike
Saman says:
lol
Steven Kailey says:
didn't you used to play soccer
Saman says:
i was not very good
Saman says:
well i was
Saman says:
i could not handel the team aspect :L
Saman says:
cbf
Saman says:
anytime something went wrong
Saman says:
i became the scapegoat
Saman says:
i cbf
Saman says:
then i quit
Saman says:
Fellow
Saman says:
one time
Saman says:
i wasent even on the field
Saman says:
and some one fucked up and screamed "SAMAN GW!!"
Saman says:
:L
Steven Kailey says:
fuck sakes
Steven Kailey says:
that was a yes or no question
hahaha