I have a couple atm.
First one is a classic that I happened to save. Made me chuckle seeing it again.
Quote:
Spyder | Dave says:
lol wellst
Spyder | Dave says:
ur onst hi5
Spyder | Dave says:
and u know...
Spyder | Dave says:
CBF "LOOKING TO DATE WOMEN" JAHLOLOL
Turple says:
lol
Turple says:
i never use it
Spyder | Dave says:
bs
Spyder | Dave says:
cbf looking to date chix off teh net friendly
Spyder | Dave says:
I REALLY CBF MANCOW JR INST WWI
Turple says:
wtf i just told you i don't use
Spyder | Dave says:
lol naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Turple says:
fuck off, block4u i quit WWI
next is from 2nite.
and I stink like ass.Quote:
Cody -- says:
loooool
Cody -- says:
quote/Spyder: Luckily for you I work for a living on a computer.
Unluckily for you all I do is slam my face on the keyboard and bill people for whatever muckary that results.
Cody -- says:
that shit made me lol irl
Cody -- says:
I LOL'D SIR
Cody -- says:
quote/Spyder: Luckily for you I work for a living on a computer.
Unluckily for you all I do is slam my face on the keyboard and bill people for whatever muckary that results.
Cody -- says:
FUNNY STUFF
Dave says:
I hope u did good friend
Dave says:
I had a laugh myself
Cody -- says:
I'm still laughing in fact
Dave says:
You made me chuckle a bit by making me reread my own filthery
Cody -- says:
Pretty much made the cut for my sig
Cody -- says:
haha
Dave says:
(Y)
Dave says:
I should write that at the office, tbh
Dave says:
get a white board and say "I JUST BILL U FOR THE MUCKARY THAT RESULTS FROM MY FACE BEIGN SLAMMED UPONST TEH KEYBOARD. GG."
Cody -- says:
lolol
Cody -- says:
LOL
Cody -- says:
LAUGHING STILL
Dave says:
my boss would probably say "that's about the size of it :L"
Dave says:
he's not really interested in what I do, tbh
Dave says:
he's kindof against computers
Cody -- says:
wtf.
Cody -- says:
your boss?
Cody -- says:
:S
Cody -- says:
WHERE AT
Cody -- says:
I thought you worked as some website design firm bsery
Dave says:
Day-O Espresso
Dave says:
I do my own shit on the side, though
Cody -- says:
wow
Cody -- says:
that is really gay
Dave says:
^
Dave says:
he thinks they don't need an IT tech
Cody -- says:
lol.
Dave says:
and I'm like :L you say that until one of the computer registers goes down and ur panicing to find someone to fix it
Cody -- says:
what kind of a backwater redneck is against computers
Cody -- says:
er
Dave says:
like one of the things I'm working on is for their customer gift cards...people will be able to put moniez via paypal onto their coffee card on the website
Cody -- says:
You have to be* a backwater redneck to be against computers
Dave says:
and he's like "i'm not ready *moth"
Dave says:
duno wut constitutes as being ready, since I'm doing it :L
Cody -- says:
lol
Dave says:
but the managers who work there are the ones giving me the work to do and telling him that it is needed
Cody -- says:
would own if you guys said this shit irl, "I'm not read, astrict moth."
Cody -- says:
"ya well ell face"
Dave says:
LOL
Dave says:
IMO we should have make a tshirt with Mr. Moth on it
Cody -- says:
truth
Dave says:
duno, but that alone ownz
Cody -- says:
I'd order it
Dave says:
i'll put it on business cards *moth(Y)
Cody -- says:
k
Cody -- says:
ASTRICT MOTH, THUMBS UP
Cody -- says:
make it into a tshirt
Cody -- says:
but
Cody -- says:
keep it original size
Cody -- says:
so it's the size of a dime.
Dave says:
LOOOOL
Cody -- says:
and that's the only thing on the whole tshirt, this dime sized smiley
Dave says:
and "rape u" under
Cody -- says:
lool
Cody -- says:
[size="tiny]rapeu[/size]
Cody -- says:
then like -Spydar
Cody -- says:
maybe put a "Jahahahalolololol" somewhere onst the shirt
Cody -- says:
maybe a picture of you
Dave says:
on the back imo
Cody -- says:
^
Dave says:
this company wants to franchise out
Dave says:
it's really popular here
Dave says:
but IMO it wont happen as long as this dude owns it
Dave says:
he's cool and all, but he's a "status quo" kinda guy
Cody -- says:
sorry but I wouldn't buy esspresso from something named "day-o"
Dave says:
plus how much can u fucking expand when like 1/3 of the profit goes to fucking charity
Cody -- says:
srsly?
Dave says:
^
Cody -- says:
pretty much gay
Dave says:
he wants to open a few day-o's on the east coast
Dave says:
and I'm like WTF WHY IDIOT ffs
Dave says:
should expand around california/nevada first
Dave says:
goddamn idiot imo, doesn't understand teh concept of distribution
Cody -- says:
he'll probably be all
Dave says:
he wants to cuz it's his religious buddies and family over there
Dave says:
and then half of that profit will go to goddamn churches too
Cody -- says:
DAVE DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I OWN THIS BUSINESS, GOBBLE GOBBLE, GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Dave says:
we're closed on sunday, which IMO is a huge mistake.
Dave says:
LOL he's intimidated by me TBVH
Dave says:
cuz I pretty much came in and said "uh, lets fix this bs"
Dave says:
like for instance...we have a main office and a warehouse and 3 locations
Dave says:
these locations are filled once a week
Dave says:
so there's a big supply van that goes to each once a week
Dave says:
but we dont know what they want until we get there, then they give us a checklist
Dave says:
I'm like :L why not have them fill out an online form and then send that in...then bring the supplies accordingly
Dave says:
real ass-backwards it was
Dave says:
and even then he's like "i duno, just not ready" :@
Cody -- says:
sounds like you're living in 1900
Cody -- says:
"lol, supplies r here'
Dave says:
and I said "well, you better be ready. I need to be building an inventory program that automatically orders supplies if you really want to be franchising :@"
Dave says:
lol the supply waggon hath arrived *lmoth
Cody -- says:
what ye sires be needing fromst thy supplyith waggon
Cody -- says:
astrict moth
Dave says:
LOL they're like "WUT, Y IS A MOTH SO STRICT :( "
Cody -- says:
loooooool
Cody -- says:
pretty much loling
Cody -- says:
I got to wake up in 2hrs 30mins
Cody -- says:
fuck
Cody -- says:
post this convo tbh
Dave says:
cbf getting up that early :L
Dave says:
k