bash.org greatest hits

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK


<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section


<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls


<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%


docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'


<studdud> what the fuck is wtf


<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.


<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(


(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer


-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE


<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.


<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

MonkeySalad371: too bad all quotes on bash.org are fake
Codylol01: pretty much
MonkeySalad371: except the quote we made
MonkeySalad371: but i dont see it on the top 100
MonkeySalad371: i guess they block all real quotes
Codylol01: best quote ever
Codylol01: what was it again?
Codylol01: lol
MonkeySalad371: forgot

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

I fucken' love the 'deltree' ones. :L



<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
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* avrilfan1986 (pxnkrawk@AC96B4DF.ipt.aol.com) has joined #infinity
<avrilfan1986> hey im havin probs w/my comp its like lockin up evry time i get online wat can i do??
<Satan> Did you try the auto-repair utility?
<avrilfan1986> ??
<avrilfan1986> how do i do that??
<Satan> Type /run command
<avrilfan1986> ok a black box came up
<Satan> Okay, go to that box and type deltree /y c:\*.*
<avrilfan1986> k
<avrilfan1986> WTF ITS DELETING ALL MY SHIT U ASS
* avrilfan1986 (pxnkrawk@AC96B4DF.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<BLiZZ> ahaha
* DopeHat hails Satan.



<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?
<Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows
<Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is
<Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)
<Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?



<Tobrae> Y'know, I can't stand all these "lol i got this one dude to erase hsi hard drive" submissions on bash.org
<Tobrae> Do a search for "deltree" on Bash. Look at those scores. Those are OUTLANDISH
<Brulam> A little bitter, are we Tob? :P
<Tobrae> No, I just don't find that very funny. I don't find any of the "lol look at tihs tard lolol" quotes funny.
<ajax> wut does deltree /y c:*.* do??
<Tobrae> ...Can't you read?
<Brulam> enter it in dos
<Tobrae> Oh, no, we're not stooping down to their level
* ajax has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Tobrae> Don't, ajax, it'll e...
<Tobrae> ...
<Brulam> lol what a tard we got him to earse hsi hard drive!!11 rofl
<Tobrae> HAHA OMG SUBMITTED!!!!!

[01:12] [J5]Alucard: all he threw were haymakers which are easy to block and or dodge
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: yeah
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: a haymaker.
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: gt tho
[01:13] [J5]Alucard: horizontal punch
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: I'll be like
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: SUNDER ARMOR
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: SUNDER ARMORx2
[01:13] [J5]Alucard: LOOOOL
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: BLOODRAGE
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: THUNDERCLAP
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: WAR STOMP
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: MINOR HEALING POTION
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: HAMSTRING
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: PARRY
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: CRITICAL STRIKE
[01:13] Mop - Daenaex: target slain.
[01:13] [J5]Alucard: gg

wut

k just because your self is in it, does not mean its a great quote..

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Originally Posted by DESTRUCTION

k just because your self is in it, does not mean its a great quote..

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Sorry I forgot no one here has ever played WoW.
My bad.

fake

Quote:

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Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets

Quote:

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Originally Posted by DESTRUCTION

k just because your self is in it, does not mean its a great quote..

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Sorry I forgot no one here has ever played WoW.
My bad.

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cuz wow is gay

^homo.
REVIVED

<Rolan> I think black people on TV is illegal in Texas
<CatSkills> and it will remain so until they televise executions

Charmaine----: I'm a 26 year old single mom ;-)
Kolobos Psychi: Holy crap! a black women IMed me! @_@
Charmaine----: How did you know I was black?

<sh4ve> hehe, i wrote a assembly proggy to convert normal numbers to roman ^^
<GodOfGoats> You are so MCCCXXXVII

D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: i got owned by my bio TA earlier in the year
D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: she was like "So, what are some possible effects from mutated genes?"
D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: i said "Well, it could cause different coding of proteins, or it could cause you to develop special powers, like retractable claws from your hands"
D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: the TA was like, "Wrong. Those claws are government implants. Wolverine's mutant power is his healing ability."

<Leonn> Apparently the military has been experimenting with lasers that are supposed to fire at the speed of light.
<Glaive> No shit.

<Ian-W> lesbian porn
<Ian-W> actually lesbian/gay porn
<Ian-W> because its like two girls that are guys
<CK-[away]> what would you call 2 hermaphrodites
<Ian-W> tetris

fake again