Another Totlz Adventure

DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
LOL well
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
have u heard of tooth's latest adventure *moth
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
not but a few weeks old
Dave says:
i have yet to hear of this
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
well strap urself in
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
cuz its time for a tale of disgusting behavoir
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
thx to our friend tooth
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
basically it boils down to
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
tooth hadn't shit in a number of days
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
and he started 2 get real worried
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
so he went 2 the bathroom and tried to force it out
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
said he was in there for 2 hours *eek
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
eventually he decided his best course of action
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
was to stand in the shower
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
and pull the shit out
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
with his hands
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
after he broke it up by fingering his own asshole
Dave says:
*moth
Dave says:
how is it that totlz manages to top himself every few months *moth
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
tooth probably tells it better than i do!
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
well cuz he's tooth
Dave says:
because he believes that it was the right course of action
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
and he lacks the thing in his brain that makes most people stop before they do something truly disgusting
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
and he also lacks the thing in his brain that makes most people not tell others when they do have to do something really disgusting


LOL so gross...and from totlz:

Dave says:
totlz
Dave says:
tell me of ur talez of woez concerning pulling shit out of your ass with your hands (:
Toothizmz says:
its a great story
Toothizmz says:
of a young tottlez
Toothizmz says:
in a time of desperation faced against all odds *amish
Dave says:
how desperate would you say 1-10
Toothizmz says:
9
Toothizmz says:
i was scared *amish
Dave says:
so you decided to take matters into your own hands *sloth
Toothizmz says:
lol *amish
Dave says:
I guess for your birthday I should have sent you stool softeners
Dave says:
or maybe a plunger designed for the anus of some variety
Dave says:
It's a goddamn good thing that you don't have a kid who is normal and had to walk in on his goddamn father digging his own mine like that.
Dave says:
No telling the ramifications of such a discovery.

LOL

I feel bad for whoever has to unclog that shower next. *moth

LOL that owned

Apparently tooth just chucked them into the toilet from the shower.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL FFS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

After reading this story I felt that Toofs sigpic needed something added . . .

Additions:

* shitty fingers/hands/toilet paper
* a box of ex-lax
* mr. hanky

http://i4.tinypic.com/6agvfc6.jpg

Spyder please direct toof to this pic or send it to him and demand he uses it from now on (everywhere).

LMAO nice work

Might as well bump this thread since there's nothing much worth reading here lately.

Worthy bump IMVHO...still made me chuckle pretty good.