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[00:50] <@Nwp-Kyril0z> that guy needs to shave his asshole if he wants to be on camera anymore cuz goddamn cbf
[00:50] <@DarkSpoon|Boner> rofl who the fuck else noticed that besides mop?
[00:50] <@Nwp-Kyril0z> probably just me
[00:50] <@Nwp-Diddlez> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[01:03] <@Nwp-Diddlez> friend
[01:03] <@Nwp-Diddlez> i can put a condom on my fucking arm
[01:03] <@Nwp-Diddlez> yes i have tried that
[01:03] <@Nwp-Diddlez> fuck you

Nwp-Diddlez> that was fun
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Nwp-Diddlez> and we need the practice
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Nwp-Diddlez> !adduser *ClanBots 400
*ChanServ* Added ClanBots to the #clan-nwp user list with access 400.
Nwp-Vex_-> what all do bots do?
>ClanBots<ident>ClanBot-01<initchan>| ClanBot-01 (~clanbots@bot.clanbots) has joined #clan-nwp
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Nwp-N9nedix> protect us from the knights
Nwp-N9nedix> who say.
Nwp-N9nedix> NI
Nwp-Diddlez> LOL
Nwp-Diddlez> i dont know what to do with clanbot
Nwp-Kyril0z> http://forums.clan-nwp.com/showthread.php?p=41183#41183
Nwp-Kyril0z> k
Nwp-Kyril0z> THERe UGO
Nwp-Diddlez> ClanBot-01
Nwp-N9nedix> thanks a bunch cody
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ClanBot-01> Ezzi is a level 200 ClanBots Staff Member (Support Tech)
=-= Mode #clan-nwp +v Ezzi by ClanBot-01
Nwp-N9nedix> if you want, can i put the names in place later?
Ezzi> .info
Ezzi> .chaninfo
Nwp-Vex_-> .info
Nwp-Vex_-> .chaninfo
Nwp-Diddlez> .info
Nwp-Diddlez> uhh
Nwp-Diddlez> WUT THE FUCK EZZI YOU DUMB Fellow
Nwp-N9nedix> .4chan
Nwp-Diddlez> HOW DO I WORK YOUR DUMB ASS
Nwp-Vex_-> ...
Nwp-Diddlez> .chaninfo
*ClanBot-01* Channel Info for #clan-nwp:
*ClanBot-01* Channel Owner: Nwp-DidlzBot Date Registered: Wed Dec 17 01:41:26 2008 Status: Active Trigger: .
*ClanBot-01* Notifytype: Notice Punish Type: 4 (Warn, Kick, Kick/Ban) BanTime: 10 minutes Swear Protect: Off Join/Part Protect: Off Flood Protect: Off Flood-Rate: 5:8 No Ads: Off No URLs: Off Kick-Ops: Off Kick-Voice: On Voice-All: Off Op-All: Off Topic Lock: Off Mode Lock: Off
*ClanBot-01* Timed Message: Off
Nwp-Vex_-> thats a person...
Ezzi> excuse me
Ezzi> ....
Nwp-Vex_-> he thought you were a bot lol
Nwp-Vex_-> sorry
Nwp-N9nedix> pretty sure
Nwp-N9nedix> thats AI
Nwp-N9nedix> hes tricking you ve
Nwp-N9nedix> x
Nwp-Kyril0z> haha
Nwp-Vex_-> hahah
Nwp-Diddlez> LOL
Nwp-N9nedix> ezzi bot, please indentify
Nwp-Diddlez> LOL
Nwp-N9nedix> you have to treat it human
Nwp-Kyril0z> INDENTIFY
Nwp-Vex_-> what a gewd lawlz
Ezzi> hmmm i think i should suspend your clanbot
Nwp-Diddlez> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Nwp-Vex_-> please dont
Nwp-Vex_-> oksrsly?
Nwp-Diddlez> goddamn laughing so hard atm
Nwp-Vex_-> what can i do with clan bot
Nwp-Vex_-> ?
Nwp-Diddlez> i dont know
Nwp-Vex_-> im the chan owner
Nwp-Diddlez> i dont know how it works even
Nwp-Vex_-> im asking her
Ezzi> vex
Nwp-Vex_-> so shh lol
Ezzi> your the channel owner
Nwp-Kyril0z> EZZI COMMENCE SYSTEM OVERRIDE: MANUAL SYSTEM SHUT DOWN! SET THEM UP THE BOMB
Nwp-Vex_-> si?
Nwp-Diddlez> how do you know ezzi is a her
Ezzi> and you dont have access
Nwp-Kyril0z> how does he not have access
Nwp-Diddlez> vex is 500
Nwp-Vex_-> i know right?
Ezzi> .a Nwp-Vex_-
Nwp-Diddlez> .a Nwp-Vex_-
Ezzi> vex make a clanbots account
*ClanBot-01* Error: Nwp-Vex_- is not logged in.
Nwp-Vex_-> how
Nwp-Diddlez> .a Diddlez
*ClanBot-01* Error: Diddlez is not logged in.
Ezzi> and im male
Nwp-Vex_-> hahahah
Nwp-Diddlez> yes ma'am
Ezzi> ( Nwp-Vex_- ): To register an account with ClanBots please type /msg ClanBots register handle password email
Nwp-Vex_-> im so fucked up
Nwp-N9nedix> hes high
Nwp-N9nedix> excuse him
Ezzi> !a ClanBot-01
Nwp-Diddlez> ezzi can i rename this thing
Nwp-Kyril0z> ezzi do you know how vex can transfer ownership of the channel
Nwp-Diddlez> !a ClanBot-01
*ChanServ* ClanBot-01 (ClanBots) has access 400 in #clan-nwp.
Nwp-N9nedix> !a ClanBot-01
Nwp-Diddlez> ClanBot-01 is not an appealing name
Nwp-N9nedix> Chambot
Nwp-Kyril0z> we are relatively unknowledgeable when it comes to IRC
Nwp-N9nedix> then
Ezzi> diddlez why dony you just shut up for a minute im talking to vex
Nwp-Diddlez> i like ChamBot
Nwp-Diddlez> its not vex's bot
Nwp-N9nedix> Chamsbot shall rule the world
Ezzi> its vex's channel
Nwp-Kyril0z> chill
Nwp-Kyril0z> ^
Nwp-Vex_-> ok got it
Nwp-Kyril0z> Yeah
Nwp-Kyril0z> vex listen to what he's saying plx.
Ezzi> did you get the email vex
Nwp-Vex_-> ky stfu
Nwp-Diddlez> dont you sass me
Nwp-Vex_-> hahahaha
Nwp-Vex_-> yes i got it
Nwp-Diddlez> ive had it up to here with you
Ezzi> ok
Nwp-Kyril0z> goddamn the guy is tryin to help us and you idiot are filling up with ur wrls filth atm
Ezzi> ( Nwp-Vex_- ): To identify with the ClanBots system please type /msg ClanBots ident handle password
Nwp-Diddlez> IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU
Ezzi> .a Nwp-Vex_-
Nwp-Diddlez> .a DashPlaysCss
*ClanBot-01* Error: DashPlaysCss is not logged in.
=== Nwp-Kyril0z is logged in as Kyril0z
Nwp-Vex_-> stfu i was minimizedddd
Nwp-Vex_-> i got it
Nwp-Vex_-> fuckchill
Ezzi> .a Nwp-Vex_-
Nwp-Vex_-> stop
Nwp-Diddlez> stop what
Nwp-Vex_-> wtf is .a nwpvex
Nwp-Diddlez> duno
Ezzi> checking to see if your loged in
Nwp-Diddlez> whats all this talking to vex about
Nwp-Diddlez> are you here to support me with my bot
Nwp-Diddlez> lets start with renaming it
Nwp-Vex_-> .a Nwp-Vex_-
|<razerFTW> .a Nwp-Vex_-
*ClanBot-01* Nwp-Vex_- (Nwp-Vex_-) has no access for #clan-nwp.
Nwp-Vex_-> no what
Nwp-Vex_-> now
Ezzi> .a Nwp-Vex_-
Nwp-N9nedix> .a Nwp-Vex_- has appeared
Nwp-Diddlez> a wild .a Nwp-Vex_- has appeared
Nwp-Diddlez> use splash attack
Nwp-Kyril0z> it's super effective!
Nwp-Diddlez> use great ball
Nwp-N9nedix> Throw pokeball
Nwp-N9nedix> NO
Nwp-N9nedix> HES NOT THAT RARE
Nwp-Kyril0z> BS
Nwp-Diddlez> hes pretty rare
Nwp-Kyril0z> HE"S LIKE SCYTHER FROM THE EXPEDITION
Nwp-N9nedix> don't bs me
Nwp-N9nedix> oh okay
Nwp-Diddlez> you use safari ball there
Nwp-Kyril0z> WHICH IS GODDAMN RARE
Nwp-Diddlez> idiot
Nwp-N9nedix> hes like magikarp from pokemon snapshot
Nwp-N9nedix> rofl
Nwp-Diddlez> pokemon snap
Nwp-Diddlez> idiot
Nwp-N9nedix> diddlez
Nwp-N9nedix> just cause im straight
Ezzi> cb-01 chgowner Nwp-Vex_-
Nwp-N9nedix> okay.
Nwp-Vex_-> <smokes> oh no you didnt
Ezzi> cb-01 adduser Nwp-Diddlez 40
Nwp-N9nedix> ved has a vowel problem
Ezzi> cb-01 deluser Nwp-Diddlez
Nwp-N9nedix> he seems to think o's make a "ew" sound
Nwp-Vex_-> haha
Ezzi> cb-01 adduser Nwp-Diddlez 40
Ezzi> :)
Nwp-N9nedix> thats sew weird.
Nwp-Diddlez> i dont even know what that means
Nwp-Kyril0z> add me too
Nwp-Kyril0z> if that's good.
Nwp-Diddlez> ive had it up to here with this Ezzi bot
Nwp-Kyril0z> if it's bad, don't add me
Nwp-N9nedix> we should all play some monopoly
Nwp-Diddlez> im down
Lead> WE SHOULD
Nwp-N9nedix> or some risk
Nwp-Diddlez> ezzi wanna play monopoly?
Nwp-N9nedix> does anyone have an online life
Nwp-N9nedix> thing
Nwp-N9nedix> cause i want like 50 kids
Lead> IS it that gay java monopoly with the 300px screen .moth
Nwp-Diddlez> yes
Nwp-Diddlez> best way to play
Lead> u
Ezzi> Nwp-Diddlez your fag
Nwp-N9nedix> dammit didlez
Ezzi> thanks for using clanbots
Nwp-N9nedix> find us the game of life
<Ezzi> my fag?
Nwp-Diddlez> i know that bitch didnt just call me a faggot
Nwp-N9nedix> gamesurge are assholes
Nwp-Kyril0z> what does this shit do anyway
Nwp-N9nedix> WAY TO PICK IT VEX
Nwp-Kyril0z> no
Nwp-Kyril0z> he said
Nwp-Diddlez> so bitch came in here and stole my bot and gave it to vex?
Nwp-Kyril0z> "your fag"
Nwp-N9nedix> he said
Nwp-N9nedix> you own a fag
Nwp-Diddlez> thats some horseshit
Nwp-N9nedix> refering to the bot
Nwp-Kyril0z> referring to the item of which you possess, that is referred to as fag.
Nwp-N9nedix> HOW DARE HE CALL OUR BOT GAY

Nwp-Diddlez> Ezzi i know you didnt just call me a faggot
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=-= Mode #clanbots +b *!*Nwp-Diddl@*.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com by Ezzi
=-= YOU (Nwp-Diddlez) have been booted from #clanbots by Ezzi (bye banned)

rofl, fuck ezzi.

yeah Ezzi can suck my dick

I had no idea IRC was such serious business :S

Ezzi. MORE LIKE UH, FUCKER.


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