piss test ownage

(17:01:47) Andrew --: darkspoooooooooooooon
(17:01:53) Andrew --: do drug tests check for alcohol
(18:02:18) DarkSpoon: yea
(18:02:27) DarkSpoon: hour late but yea they can
(18:02:37) DarkSpoon: alcohol is out of your system in 12 or so hours though
(18:02:43) Andrew --: k
(18:02:44) Andrew --: good
(18:02:58) DarkSpoon: lol didlez getting drunk before his BB interview
(18:03:02) Andrew --: lol
(18:11:28) DarkSpoon: leave a brown hot dog in the urinal for me didlez pal.
(18:11:41) DarkSpoon: back to calculous sexy
(18:11:53) DarkSpoon: *calculus
(18:12:14) DarkSpoon: oooh if they make you piss in a cup. make sure you shit in the cup.
(18:12:26) Andrew --: i allready pissed in the cup :(
(18:12:32) DarkSpoon: god damn it didlez
(18:12:36) Andrew --: SORRY SIR :(
(18:12:42) DarkSpoon: tell me you shit it in it
(18:12:48) Andrew --: i didnt :(
(18:12:51) DarkSpoon: fuck
(18:13:03) Andrew --: the cup was too small to hold a sizeable load
(18:13:05) DarkSpoon: that was your one chance to stick it to the man hard. you blew it. prolly wont get the job now.
(18:13:34) DarkSpoon: you shit in it compact it real good and cut the remaing off with the lid
(18:13:40) Andrew --: loool
(18:14:02) DarkSpoon: making sure to leave some exposed feces on the lid
(18:14:08) Andrew --: lolol
(18:14:17) Andrew --: well i did at least have piss dripping off the side :(
(18:14:31) DarkSpoon: well that makes you a bit less of a failure
(18:14:35) Andrew --: and i pissed all over the seat and couldnt clean it up because there was no toilet paper
(18:14:40) DarkSpoon: lmao
(18:14:42) Andrew --: ^
(18:14:50) Andrew --: was hard moving from cup to toilet
(18:14:56) Andrew --: since the cup was too small to hold all my piss :(
(18:15:03) DarkSpoon: next time. float the cup in the toilet and try to piss in it that way. fun game.
(18:15:09) Andrew --: lool
(18:15:10) Andrew --: ok
(18:15:39) DarkSpoon: i find its easier that way if you stand on the toilet and point straight down. that way you dont tip the cup over with your angled piss.
(18:15:50) Andrew --: lol
(18:16:02) DarkSpoon: you have to take your pants off though
(18:16:22) DarkSpoon: real funny if they have someone watching you so you dont cheat.
(18:16:31) Andrew --: nah there was no watching
(18:16:37) Andrew --: but i wasnt alloud to flush the toilet
(18:16:40) Andrew --: not sure why
(18:17:03) DarkSpoon: lol. so funny. someone had to go in behind you to inspect the nonflush and you had huge spillage on the seat
(18:17:10) Andrew --: LOL yus
(18:17:20) DarkSpoon: should got the flush handle for good measure
(18:17:26) Andrew --: lol
(18:17:36) DarkSpoon: write your name etc
(18:17:41) Andrew --: ^^^^^^^
(18:17:50) Andrew --: if only i could go back in time :(
(18:18:00) Andrew --: would have made a muxery of that bathroom
(18:18:09) DarkSpoon: well maybe you failed cause youre a raging alcoholic.
(18:18:14) DarkSpoon: they will ask you come in again.
(18:18:33) DarkSpoon: ok fuck. i got to go study.
(18:18:34) Andrew --: lolol
(18:18:36) Andrew --: cya

lollerskates

You can't just post your own so-called ownage. :oops:

says who?

ownage is ownage.

Thats gay that they do piss tests for jobs over there. I dont think they even bother doing that over here for minor jobs for youngins or maybe there not allowed dunno. At least ive never heard of someone being tested.

3rd party ownage is always the best...more credible i guess.

i'd liken it to you saying ur dick is huge compared to your gf saying it. i'd laugh at you but if she said it i'd be more apt to believe it.

(seeing is believing so post pix)