Movie Review

[ShockWave]

So I was in Blockbuster earlier today because my mom wanted to get a movie. It was next door to the place I needed to be, so hooray for convenience.

Anyways, she rented Failure to Launch. That movie with Matthew McConaughey (fag), and that Sarah Jessica Parker bitch (the prostitute from Sex and the City). I wanted to rent Underworld: Evolution... but whatever.

So out of summer boredom, I watched it. Yes! You're right! It was a fucking waste of time! Worst movie I've seen in years!

Seriously, holy shit. Bad fucking movie.

1. Predictable.
2. Not funny.
3. Stupid plot. It's hard to explain, but it fucking sucks.
4. Several sub-plots that aren't relevant to the story or funny.
5. No nudity. (Except for a 65 year old man's ass)

I could have written a better plot myself. I can rant on about several problems with the script, but I won't. I'll just warn you guys not to watch it.

Sorry, I just hate shitty movies almost as much as rap. This piece of shit probably made millions of dollars.

However, a good movie that I've seen recently is Grandma's Boy. Okay, maybe not 'good', but if you have the right sense of humor, you'll like it. This one scene, the main character quits his job and gets high as a kite, and he ends up playing Xbox with a monkey. He's mashing the buttons and says "You got mad skillz, monkah." It turns out the TV screen isn't even on. EL OH EL

Waiting is also a good movie. And The Holy Grail.

[NinjaGator]

:P

[MasterOfPuppets]

looooool great movie review, keep them coming

[keenan]

prostitute from sex and the city made me lol

[DESTRUCTION]

keenan who the heck is that cotton picking Fellow in your avatar.. looks like some fag

[keenan]

The game you know the guy that I had in 2 sigs before this and the guy you always seem to be listening to.

[Chan4]

Created G-Unot (also in avatar)

[MasterOfPuppets]

It's actually me.

[Chan4]

your a fag Fellow that picks cotton

[keenan]

destructions black