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  1. 08-10-2006, 12:12 AM #1
    DESTRUCTION
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    Joke

    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.

    She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

    When I got fired, you were there to support me.

    When my business failed, you were there.

    When I got shot, you were by my side.

    When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

    When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"

    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

    "I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."

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  2. 08-10-2006, 12:15 AM #2
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    lol
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  3. 08-10-2006, 09:49 AM #3
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    lol
    .TBH. -49er btw: [nWp] owns Joo!1!...FUCK IT! [NWP4LIFE]

    I'm ThaT DiamonD in teh DiRt that NevEr been FounD, i'M tEh cTf KinG bUt I never been CROWN

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  4. 08-10-2006, 12:21 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos
    stop idolizing a haxor clan like nwp and idolize a clan like gv instead, who have to struggle and try so hard.
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    I still laugh at how Saman means "Shelter and Security", and Saman is a terrorist.
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    The gods have looked apond you.
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    It makes me feel better about myself...knowing that even if I became a fucking crack addict and lost everything, I'd still be better than him.(In reference to M@nc0w)
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