Magic apples!

[DESTRUCTION]

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carrying a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"Magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out.

The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon.

"Ok, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wiped his mouth and exclaimed, "That tasted like shit".

The old ma n looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."

[Diddlez]

lol

[MasterOfPuppets]

^

[Chan4]

not gonna bother reading it tbh.

[MasterOfPuppets]

not gonna bother reading it tbh.

then don't post faggot.

[Chan4]

delete if you wish, i was just posting to show how i wasnt going to read it.

[Boombostik]

i'm not going to read creative's post.

[MasterOfPuppets]

i'm not going to read creative's post.

lol gg

[Chan4]

i'm not going to read creative's post.

im sure you did since you saw my post saying i wasnt going to read dest's post so you would say the same thing gt

[NinjaGator]

i'm not going to read creative's post.

im sure you did since you saw my post saying i wasnt going to read dest's post so you would say the same thing gt

he was making fun of you dumbshit, not being serious.