Why CHAOS PHC Fucking OWNZ ALL!!111

[Spyder]

It is completely undeniable that Chaos ownz all. He's the completely natural choice to be the goddamn GENERAL of the Pot ARMY!111 Which is the greatest clan in GORE!!!11

• 1) He's a 34 year old pothead.
  2) He has no job.
  3) He got money for the PHC server from his fucking mother-in-law.
  4) His wife "Mrs. Chaos" is a porker...and she's in her fucking 50s.
  5) He has to shop at the Dollar Tree because he can't afford anything, but still manages to buy weed.
  6) He leeches off of everyone because he's too fucking stupid and lazy to do shit himself.
  7) He's gone to jail numerous times for drugs and being a fucking usls fag.
  8 ) He actually said anybody who leaves PHC will be banned for "mutany" LMFAO WUT A FUCKING FRUIT LOOP :F

CBF this goddamn idiot. He shouldn't even be allowed to breathe in America, much less act like he's some sort of definitive ruler of anything in Gore or life. The fact that this fucking fag belittles other people while being such a COMPLETE loser (I don't think you can nail the fucking definition any fuckiing harder) is goddamn amazing.


IMO, everytime you see this fucking idiot, remember to say one of the following or a variety of the following:

* Get a fucking job, idiot.
* HEY FUCKBAG, stop being such a wrls lazy fag.
* Do you get an AARP card from your Senior Sugar Grandma?
* Is that pot in your mouth 24/7 or just a fat cock?
* Your Gore skills directly mirror your life skills, dick sucker.
* No wonder PHC is so fucking usls with a leader who can't even fucking feed himself...unless eating fat old cooch counts.
* I think you shop at the Dollar Tree for your fucking Gore skills, Fuckface.


Proceed with your day.

[MasterOfPuppets]

EVERYTHING HE SAID

QFT.
But to my current knowledge I believe chaos gets some sort of disability checks etc from the gov't.
Bunch of goddamn idiots imo

[Chan4]

lolol chuckle chuckle

[Boombostik]

I'd like to add a phrase to that list:

Hey Chaos, at least my legs work

[Saman]

lol cbf making fun of disabled people

[keenan]

post in 4d gogogog

[Diddlez]

You're never going to get into PHC with that attitude, Spyder.

[Spyder]

I highly doubt the government really wants him sitting at home smoking and playing games all day.

"Disability" means...disability, not ability to still play games all day and chosing not to do anything with himself.

[keenan]

cbf 2 scared to post in 4d

[Spyder]

btw, it's JD who is the cripple, not Chaos. Chaos is just plain usls.

Today he was all "i'm taking a break from gore stuff" and went on to explain how running a clan was so difficult. WUT THE GODDAMN U DONT EVEN HAVE A GODDAMN JOB NOOB!1 I made sure to mention that I've ran clans, tournaments, CWs, and servers simultaniously to further examplify how much i rock.


+ Keenan & Saman: u do it, since u want it there.