So today, i went to the store with my family, and decided i needed socks for school tommorow. As we could see the store was closed (since it was labor day) i decided to take a shit on its front step. so when I whent to bend down, it squirted all over my ass, and out my poopcutter, Sorta like dropping a roll of quarters into a tub of oatmeal (maddox refference). I ignored it and slid my trousers back up, letting my balls mash and massage aginst the lubricant and vile poopshit. It made me pop a HUGE boner. Then i kinda thought to myself. Know what would make this day great? If i went and said i love you guys.
So...I love you guys <3
P.S. NO SPIDDALZ, YOU CANNOT LICK MY DRIPPY CACIFIED POOPCRACK. (ok! maybe once!)