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  1. 10-01-2006, 12:13 AM #1
    DESTRUCTION
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    Lets try and make this a long thead :P 3 pickup lines a post!

    ill start it off

    "Lets play army, I'll lay on the floor and you can blow me away."

    "Hey, wanna play hand ball? Your hands, my balls."

    "Hey, can i read your shirt in braile?"

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  2. 10-01-2006, 04:49 AM #2
    MasterOfPuppets
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    "Let's fuck."
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    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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  3. 10-01-2006, 01:31 PM #3
    keenan
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    Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long.
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  4. 10-01-2006, 01:33 PM #4
    DESTRUCTION
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    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

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  5. 10-01-2006, 05:07 PM #5
    Saman
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    i bet none of you are man enouff to use those pickups unlike me
    some times me and my pals walk around picking up on laides all day long!
    here is my favoritre





    YOUR A PLANET AND IM A MOON, I WANT TO ORBIT YOU ALL DAY LONG

    DID I JUST DIE, CUASE I THINK IM IN HEAVEENn
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  6. 10-01-2006, 05:39 PM #6
    ShockWave
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    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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  7. 10-01-2006, 08:11 PM #7
    rootumz
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    looool^
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  8. 10-05-2006, 07:17 PM #8
    THE 49er
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    I'll just make some up b/c I don't even need to say much...

    Your so hot you can make the sun melt

    Your so fly the second I saw you my dick just started to rise
    Thats a slap in the face unless ur me

    I'll think of more if these really even count?
    .TBH. -49er btw: [nWp] owns Joo!1!...FUCK IT! [NWP4LIFE]

    I'm ThaT DiamonD in teh DiRt that NevEr been FounD, i'M tEh cTf KinG bUt I never been CROWN

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  9. 10-05-2006, 07:34 PM #9
    Spyder
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    At least now we have a written example of why Saman is a virgin (except in the butt).

    "ill give ur mom the short end of the stick " - Destruction
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  10. 10-05-2006, 07:35 PM #10
    keenan
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    Posted twice for emphasis.
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