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  1. 10-05-2006, 07:54 PM #11
    Spyder
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    Must have been the way God wanted it.

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  2. 10-05-2006, 08:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShockWave
    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
    best fuckin pick up line of all god damn time!!!!


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  3. 10-06-2006, 01:31 AM #13
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    it may not be poetic but its probably the best way to get your dick wet!


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    nah theyre huge balls, i like huge balls
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  4. 10-07-2006, 01:38 AM #14
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    A pretty good one to get your cock all shitty-like:

    "DEST is that a half-used pencil in your pants or is it really that small?"

    Gets him hot and bothered-like everytime.

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  5. 10-07-2006, 09:24 AM #15
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    no it doesnt you just made up some random shit...

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  6. 10-07-2006, 03:34 PM #16
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    That's why they're called pick-up lines.

    If any of you actually use pick-up lines in a serious matter...you're a goddamn idiot.

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  7. 10-12-2006, 11:33 AM #17
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    That's what I'm saying dude! I get them at HELLO... Be4 the wife... Ask her, lol. I love you MarissA <3
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  8. 10-12-2006, 12:57 PM #18
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    Try this one.

    I see you're not a fat, ugly smelly bitch so waddya ya say, get on those knees and start suckin on this cock.

    The direct approach is best, sure you will get slapped at 99 out of 100 times but it's worth it .


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    Dunno I made it with some 18yr old high school dropout the other night. I bought her some french fries from Jack in the Box and one thing led to another.
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  9. 10-12-2006, 02:04 PM #19
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    ^^^loooooooooool tru tru...
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  10. 10-12-2006, 03:38 PM #20
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    Are your legs tired??!!, because youve been runnin' through my mind all day.
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