this made me laugh

[Diddlez]

My favorite part about working at best buy is the restrooms.

When you walk in there it's like walking into the restroom at a frat party. There is vomit everywhere, piss on the floor and there are never any toilet seat covers. God forbid you have to take a crap. If you do than you are faced with two choices. You can create a makeshift toilet seat cover out of little two and a half by three inch see through squares. This method usually requires two or three layers and can often be very time consuming. If there is not enough see through toilet paper to accomplish this task or if time is of the essence one must hone their skill of using the toilet without actually touching the seat. I call it the hover shit. The trick is to be high enough off the seat so that there is no danger of touching it (should your balance become offset) but not so high that you cause the dreaded poopie splash which can have just as dire consequences.

Our restrooms have the disposable toilet seat cover dispensers, thankfully, but that doesn't stop people from shitting in the urinals or pissing in the floor drain :\

some customer shit on the floor today... not in the bathroom, but in media, and also along the shelf systems. we thought it was a dog, but noooo, according to lp no dog entered the store, and to make the situation even funnier, our dist hr lady was the one who found it while she was shopping.

and dsch, women have other things that make the womens bathroom alot dirtier than we men could make it. ive seen some horrid sights in that 360 bathroom.....

it reminds me of when about a week ago my PPm came up to me and said could you please get someone to mop in the ladies room, someone pissed all over the floor, I just said ok, laughed and went home in 10 minutes like I was scheduled, hilarious if you ask me.

haha I think I'm going to goto my local best buy and shit in the sink

[keenan]

back in middle school some people would put shit in the urinals

[MasterOfPuppets]

LOOLOLOLOL
almost spit my water out

[NinjaGator]

my and didlz applied to best buy :O

[Bukowski]

I have been to lots of different Best Buys, I dunno if I ever used the shithouse at a Best Buy but ffs I think I would have rememberd if it was filthy.
Maybe these are Ghetto Best Buys

[keenan]

Never knew bestbuy had customer bathrooms

[Boombostik]

Never knew bestbuy had customer bathrooms

they don't, they prefer for you to shit yourself

[Spyder]

loool rox. whenst i worked at a casino, this would happen all the time. once i walked into the bathroom and a dude was standing 10-15 feet away from the urinal pissing rainbows. I wanted to flying-knee the side of his skull, but I cbf any of that piss suddenly flying in my direction.

Another time some dude was taking a dump whilst I was waiting (had to do teh hover shit etc!) and when he got out he had this guilty shit-eating grin on his face. I walked in and the whole toilet was full of blood and shit. I was like how in the fu...and turned around whilst he quickly left. Needless to say, I managed to squeeze that turd back in for a good 4 hours until I could get home. I cbf public restrooms...much less at places that serve alcohol to trailer trash etc.

LOOLOLOLOL
almost spit my water out

That's quite an attestment to your load-holding skills.