What to wear...

[DESTRUCTION]

There's this man with a baldhead and wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy costume party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg...so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem. A few days later he received a parcel with a note,

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."

The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complain. A week passes and he received another parcel and a note, which says,

"Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part."

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his baldhead and he so writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint. The next day he received a small parcel and a note, which reads,

"Dear Sir, since we have not been able to make you happy, this is our last suggestion. Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your baldhead, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple".

[Spyder]

Duno...had the makings of a good laugh, but didn't really deliver as well as I had hoped.