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11:46:48 PM Tooth - i wish pizza guys would just walk in to ur room with the pizza, i really cbf ruining my porn or game to have to get up to open the door
11:46:55 PM Lead - was a woman, no head to give .trik
11:47:05 PM DarkHorizon - LOL would u really want a guy to walk in on u jacking off and just hand u ur pizza
11:47:06 PM Lead - lol cbf
11:47:11 PM Lead - want a placemat too faggot
11:47:30 PM Spyder - lolol @ pizza man purposely not taking the tip from totlz ;L
11:47:31 PM Lead - just put a oversized mailbox door bs on your bedroom window
11:47:38 PM Tooth - do u know how goddamn aggrivating it is to answer the goddamn door when ur hungry.ma
11:47:44 PM DarkHorizon - no ..s
11:47:45 PM Lead - no
11:47:48 PM DarkHorizon - why is that aggrivating ..s
11:47:50 PM Lead - cause your hungry and its food you slug
11:47:59 PM DarkHorizon - should be like the moment of happiness
11:48:02 PM Spyder - should be a delight fatfuck.
11:48:05 PM Spyder - ^
11:48:06 PM DarkHorizon - ^
11:48:08 PM Lead - probably want to be hand fed
11:48:12 PM Tooth - becauwse last thing i want to do is get up , i just wanna continue doing what im doing and have food in front of me.ma
11:48:20 PM Spyder - being hungry :S
11:48:22 PM Spyder - wrls
11:48:42 PM DarkHorizon - u'd like them to liquify it and squeeze some into ur mouth so u dont even have to chew it wouldnt u :@
11:48:59 PM Tooth - if it was at all possible , yes :@
11:49:00 PM Lead - probably wishes he still had imbelical cord
11:49:07 PM Lead - too hook to IV
11:49:20 PM Lead - just sit around jacking off whilst food and booze pumped into him
11:49:44 PM DarkHorizon - get one of those lazy boys with the toilet inside
11:49:48 PM Tooth - LOL
11:49:52 PM DarkHorizon - sounds pretty nice come to think of it *Q
11:50:04 PM DarkHorizon - just play video gamez all day *dumb
11:50:04 PM Tooth - lol same , do they really have them :Q
11:50:17 PM DarkHorizon - nah i seen some joke thing like it
11:50:29 PM DarkHorizon - but u could prob do it urself!
11:50:33 PM DarkHorizon - wtih a little handy work!
11:51:08 PM Spyder - you already suck at putting two things together
11:51:11 PM Tooth - i spose u could just super glue a permanent tube from ur ass to an underground reservoir or osmething
11:51:31 PM DarkHorizon - drill a septic tank right below ur chair
11:52:11 PM Spyder - cbf if that tube got plugged, though
11:52:35 PM DarkHorizon - u could get a broom and just poke it with the handle till it became unclogged i figure
11:52:36 PM Tooth - have to build in an emergency release valve *Q
11:52:55 PM DarkHorizon - drop some draino down there (brb)
11:53:11 PM Spyder - you want to super glue it up your shitter, i doubt you'd think about as much of a convenience as a release valve.
11:53:22 PM DarkHorizon - lol my babysitter when i was little had her septic tank get clogged
11:53:34 PM DarkHorizon - i remember when she had the repair people over and they opened it up
11:53:44 PM DarkHorizon - was like a giant mound of shit covering the exit hole .trik
11:54:00 PM Tooth - i spose that would be a shitty business to be in *Q
11:54:10 PM DarkHorizon - i think so too *Q
11:54:19 PM DarkHorizon - cbf if u ever fell in
11:54:23 PM DarkHorizon - and no one was around
11:54:25 PM DarkHorizon - and u drowned
11:54:26 PM DarkHorizon - in shit
11:54:32 PM DarkHorizon - wouldn't be a good way to go *Q
11:54:32 PM Spyder - lol when i was little my dad and i were visiting my step-aunt and cousins. i had to go take a dump before the journey home...and well...a clogged toilet i did make. there was no fucking plunger and i had already whiped before realizing such a catastrophy had taken place, so i threw that wad in the trash bin and left.
11:54:44 PM Lead - lol cbf giant shit story out of left field atm
11:55:10 PM Spyder - i always avoided going to their house after that or even talking to them, fearing it would be brought up. it never was though.
11:55:27 PM Spyder - i suspect if i was at their house they would tell me their shitcan was broken.
11:55:27 PM DarkHorizon - giant shit story out of nowhere sounds like the story of how u were born imo
11:55:34 PM Tooth - lol its always a wrls affair when u see the water in the toilet not going down and there's nothing to drain it. It's a tough decision for a man to decide to stick his hand in there and pull out his own shit *Q
11:55:44 PM Spyder - ;L
11:55:51 PM Spyder - a decision i've never made. apparently you have totlz?
11:55:51 PM DarkHorizon - ..s
11:55:55 PM Lead - Dont figure id ever do that
11:55:59 PM Tooth - havnt we all :S
11:56:04 PM Lead - I convinced him to wipe his ass with a tampax once
11:56:10 PM DarkHorizon - tooth has made all kinds of decisions involving shit 99% of the population hasn't
11:56:22 PM Tooth - lol serious u guys never had to pull out your own shit to prevent a shit catastophe :S
11:56:22 PM Spyder - ^
11:56:27 PM Spyder - LOOOOL
11:56:31 PM Lead - lol no
11:56:36 PM Lead - always a plunger I haev
11:56:40 PM DarkHorizon - i've never shit my pants as an adult or shit in a paper towel so i could throw it in a dumpster
11:56:40 PM Spyder - ^
11:56:47 PM DarkHorizon - or pulled my own shit out of a toilet
11:57:05 PM DarkHorizon - another peice to the mountain of reasons why tooth is a disgusting fuck
11:57:06 PM Tooth - lol thats seriously pretty gay, its not like theres always a goddamn plunger just sitting there in teh bathroom :S
11:57:09 PM Lead - worst ive done is piss my pants in school once not because of bladder problems but because some teacher seriously wouldnt let me go no matter what
11:57:15 PM DarkHorizon - another peice to the mountain of reasons why tooth is a disgusting fuck
11:57:22 PM Spyder - lol pants pisser *moth
11:57:36 PM DarkHorizon - what bathroom do u go to that doesn't have a plunger somewhere .ma
11:57:36 PM DarkHorizon - plus
11:57:41 PM Spyder - lol goddamn it tooth
11:57:46 PM DarkHorizon - what did u do with the shit once u extracted it .ma
11:57:49 PM Lead - I like the toilets in commercial buldings
11:57:53 PM Lead - like you could flush a fucking brick
11:58:00 PM Lead - clean flush no matter whawt
11:58:06 PM Spyder - i would let the goddamn shit sit there whilst i go buy a goddamn plunger before resorting to such a solution *eek
11:58:09 PM Tooth - once I pulled it out and unclogged the hole it mushed up and i put it back in then washed my hands really good :S
11:58:13 PM Lead - TOFF
11:58:17 PM DarkHorizon - LOL
11:58:22 PM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL tooth ur so fucken gross
11:58:29 PM Lead - what you do is just turn off the goddamn water
11:58:30 PM DarkHorizon - did ur hands smell for a long time *Q
11:58:36 PM Lead - and it stops
11:59:00 PM Spyder - cbf i cant fucking stop laughing
11:59:02 PM Lead - you can turn the lever under the toilet or open the tank and pull up on the little arm that is connected to the chain
11:59:04 PM Lead - csloth
11:59:05 PM Tooth - tbh that has never crossed my mind to turn the water valve while shit was going to overflow in the next few seconds :S
11:59:18 PM Lead - cbf first instinct to reach in and grab your own goddamn rancid shit log
11:59:22 PM DarkHorizon - LOL
11:59:23 PM Lead - wrls pos
11:59:27 PM DarkHorizon - ya cbf that at all
11:59:35 PM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
11:59:35 PM Tooth - man when you pick up shit, no matter what kind of fruity soap you use that smell doesnt go away for days
11:59:36 PM Spyder - it over overflows when you flush it twice ;L
11:59:39 PM Lead - how the hell does that make it to be Plan A
11:59:45 PM DarkHorizon - lol man tooth u really are a stupid disgusting motherfucker *Q
11:59:56 PM Tooth - wtf :S
12:00:11 AM Tooth - how could ur first instinct not be, to pull the shit out, since the shit is the problem :S
12:00:14 AM Spyder - cbf my stomach fucking hurts laughing so hard atm
12:00:18 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:00:18 AM Spyder - cant see a goddamn thing atm
12:00:28 AM Lead - cbf tears atm
12:00:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOL wtf man how can u even question that .ma
12:00:40 AM DarkHorizon - lol man totoh wtf is wrong with u
12:00:43 AM Lead - it should be first instinct to never touch shit at all
12:00:46 AM Lead - thats why its called shit
12:00:51 AM DarkHorizon - cbf u think its perfectly reasonable to think that as first response .ma
12:00:54 AM DarkHorizon - and infact
12:01:02 AM DarkHorizon - are goddamn dumbfounded to toher poeple not thinking the same
12:01:12 AM Tooth - would u rather pull the shit out with ur hands or have it overflow the goddamn bathroom and have the whole house smell like shit and have to mop it up :S
12:01:21 AM Lead - yeah cbf think that everyone else would dive right into that without hesitation
12:01:27 AM Lead - :@
12:01:29 AM DarkHorizon - i'd rather leave and never come back to the place im at *Q
12:01:31 AM Lead - I said you can turn it off
12:01:50 AM Lead - lever under toilet stops water, or open tank and lift arm holding chain
12:01:58 AM Lead - its not exactly complex machinery
12:01:59 AM Lead - :@
12:02:00 AM Tooth - who in the goddamn hell thinks of turning off the goddamn water valve when shit is overflowing in the toilet.ma
12:02:07 AM Lead - cause water is overflowing .ma
12:02:11 AM DarkHorizon - well apparently not u :@
12:02:16 AM Lead - same as a sink if it did
12:02:18 AM DarkHorizon - stupid shit grabber :@
12:02:32 AM Lead - only because theres shit in there you have to go grab it
12:02:45 AM Lead - .ma
12:02:49 AM Tooth - its not like i dont wish there was a hanger, or at times have considered poking it down with a shoe first
12:02:54 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:02:57 AM DarkHorizon - with a shoe LOOOOOOOL
12:03:03 AM Lead - cbf this atm
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12:06:39 AM Spyder - cbf internet re-add me :@
12:06:57 AM Tooth - i cant :@
12:06:59 AM Spyder - goddamnit.
12:07:06 AM DarkHorizon - wtf idiots .ma
12:07:08 AM Spyder - fucking internet dropped at the worst time ever
12:07:20 AM Spyder - and i didnt notice for like 2 minutes because i was laughing to fucking hard *eek
12:07:29 AM DarkHorizon - well u missed quite a spectacle
12:07:40 AM Spyder - i bet ;L
12:07:41 AM DarkHorizon - well not really
12:07:52 AM DarkHorizon - just more of tooth justifying how disgusting he is
12:08:01 AM Lead - probably knowledge you can do without *moth
12:08:20 AM Spyder - perhaps it's good to tell me in case of future totl visits *moth
12:08:23 AM DarkHorizon - plus
12:08:29 AM DarkHorizon - time 2 make hamburger helper *dumb
12:08:34 AM Tooth - what kind *dumb
12:08:36 AM Lead - although that reminds me that when I was around 4 yrs old I think I chased a nextdoor girl around with a piece of dogshit on a stick *moth
12:08:54 AM Lead - barf can think about that the next time he sits down to enjoy a corndog
12:08:54 AM Spyder - tooth will get ur beef from the inner bowels of a toilet *moth
12:09:20 AM DarkHorizon - four cheese lasanga
12:09:26 AM Tooth - not even justifying it, cant belive none of you have ever done that even once
12:09:32 AM Lead - csloth
12:09:33 AM DarkHorizon - lol thats what getsme
12:09:36 AM DarkHorizon - cbf that at all
12:09:37 AM Spyder - LOL yeah wtf
12:09:37 AM Lead - thats the worst goddamn part of it all
12:09:49 AM Spyder - i havent heard of ONE person who has ever done that much less contemplated it *eek
12:09:52 AM Lead - that you expect it to be a common thing with everyone
12:10:00 AM DarkHorizon - he's fucken shocked we all haven't had to wrench our own shit out of a toilet with our bare hands
12:10:10 AM DarkHorizon - goddamn crax me up
12:10:12 AM Lead - under no circumstance would doing that ever cross my mind as being a viable option csloth
12:10:29 AM Spyder - ^
12:10:30 AM Tooth - its not like you're eating it ffs .ma
12:10:52 AM DarkHorizon - worst i've ever come close to anything like that is when i was stuck in the only restroom of a place with diahrea and almost had to use my sock to wipe my ass cuz they were out of toilet paper *Q
12:10:56 AM Spyder - worst part is you've obviously done it more than once...as if the first time you had to do it wasnt a big enough indicator of the fact that you need to invest in a plunger *eek
12:11:21 AM Tooth - lol barf so did u use ur sock *Q
12:11:24 AM DarkHorizon - no
12:11:26 AM Lead - cbf almost
12:11:30 AM Lead - what did you use then csloth
12:11:33 AM Tooth - lol ^
12:11:35 AM DarkHorizon - there were some newspapers i found on a baby changing table thing
12:11:43 AM Lead - gw
12:11:43 AM Tooth - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:11:45 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:11:51 AM Lead - tooth would have used his hands probably
12:11:52 AM Tooth - LOL like thats not even way fucken filtheier
12:11:55 AM DarkHorizon - cbf think thats so funny when u grabbed ur own shit :@
12:12:02 AM Lead - wtf
12:12:04 AM DarkHorizon - LOL how si that filthy
12:12:12 AM Spyder - yeah pretty much first thing, tooth would have been elbow deep in his own shithole
12:12:13 AM Lead - tooth you wiped your ass with a maxipad thing
12:12:21 AM Lead - and I told u to *moth
12:12:39 AM Tooth - that was a pretty good option tbh
12:12:41 AM Lead - dunno I cbf the idea of if tooth had to be a farmer
12:13:06 AM Lead - try to convince local chix to mud wrestle him in 2 weeks of pigshit and question her why she didnt want to
12:13:08 AM DarkHorizon - cbf imagine if tooth was in a 3rd world country where indoor plumbing and daily hygene arn't common
12:13:11 AM Spyder - he'd get along fuckin classy in the middle east, whiping his ass with his own hand and such
12:13:12 AM DarkHorizon - he'd be the dirtiest fucker there
12:13:20 AM Tooth - barf how could it not be fucken gross to wipe your ass with newspaper that sat on a baby changing station .ma
12:13:33 AM DarkHorizon - cuz it was a whole newspapre rolled up :@
12:13:37 AM DarkHorizon - i just opened to the middle *Q
12:13:47 AM DarkHorizon - and grabbed teh choice morsels of paper *Q
12:13:53 AM Tooth - newspaper doesnt even clean up the shit well at all.ma
12:14:05 AM Lead - lol cbf u knowing that
12:14:10 AM Tooth - LOL
12:14:12 AM Lead - fucking shit wizard atm
12:14:13 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:14:20 AM DarkHorizon - lol idiot i didn't have any probs with it
12:14:24 AM Lead - probably wiped your ass with a rat
12:14:26 AM DarkHorizon - aside from it not being very comfortable
12:14:43 AM DarkHorizon - prob wipe his ass with his grandma if given the opportunity
12:15:35 AM Tooth - lol its prob a pretty wrls affiair for the next gent to walk in to the bathroom and see a sock full of shit floating in the toilet
12:15:48 AM Spyder - you'd probably grab it.
12:16:09 AM Tooth - i wouldnt grab it in a public toilet idiot
12:16:11 AM Lead - dunno figure tooth wouldnt turn down a perfectly good shitsock
12:16:49 AM Tooth - if i took a shit at a mcdonalds and it overflowed i'd just leave and finish enjoying my quarter pounder
12:17:21 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:17:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOL cbf grab the sock full of shit
12:17:33 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:17:35 AM Spyder - if you plugged your own toilet right after you shit and puked in it, would you still dig in?
12:17:36 AM DarkHorizon - lol man
12:17:55 AM DarkHorizon - lol whos fucken toilet were u grabbing shit out of
12:17:58 AM DarkHorizon - cbf if its ur own
12:18:14 AM DarkHorizon - i'd rather deal with the after math than grab my own turds
12:18:19 AM Spyder - his own...that's his basis for this being "legit"
12:18:28 AM Tooth - ur gonna have shit all over the bathroom and possibly the carpet :|
12:18:39 AM DarkHorizon - not if u use the valve *Q
12:18:42 AM Tooth - .ma
12:18:50 AM Spyder - TBH, i've overflowed the toilet before. even whilst the goddamn water is reaching the fucking kitchen, i never once thought "PERHAPS ITS TIME TO GO IN AFTER IT *dumbmoth"
12:18:54 AM DarkHorizon - lol plus i keep a plunger right next to my fucken toilet
12:19:03 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:19:15 AM Spyder - how many times have you done this totlz?
12:19:22 AM DarkHorizon - prob a weekly occurance
12:19:32 AM Spyder - no i meant when it's not just for fun
12:19:38 AM Lead - what kind of asshole doesnt have a plunger right next to it
12:19:39 AM Tooth - i REALLY cbf how you guys would rather the goddamn toilet overflow everywhere than reach in and stop the problem :|
12:19:42 AM Lead - they cost like $0.50
12:19:57 AM Lead - LOOOL CBF
12:20:04 AM Lead - we've said like 100x that you can turn it off .ma
12:20:08 AM Tooth - i dont know i dont have one , and most houses that I've been to ive never seen one.ma
12:20:14 AM Tooth - alienz didn't have one .ma
12:20:20 AM DarkHorizon - yea you're only thinking theres an A and B option when theres a fucking C :@
12:20:28 AM Lead - they have to .ma
12:20:32 AM DarkHorizon - lol cbf shithand at alienz
12:20:54 AM Tooth - i didnt stick my hand in that one *u
12:20:55 AM Lead - there ahs to be a way to turn it off for them to be able to install
12:20:55 AM Tooth - lol that was so fucken gross
12:20:55 AM Lead - and even if there isnt you can pull the lid off the tank and stop it
12:20:58 AM Tooth - it overflowed from her master bathroom to her bedroom where she slept
12:20:59 AM DarkHorizon - LOL you should have taken it out to her and spiked it in her face like u just crossed the touchdown line in a football game
12:21:00 AM Lead - thats what I do each time before I begin plunging operationz
12:21:08 AM Tooth - lol she had to sleep on the couch in the living room cuz the smell seeped in the carpet
12:21:15 AM DarkHorizon - LOL you should have taken it out to her and spiked it in her face like u just crossed the touchdown line in a football game
12:21:27 AM DarkHorizon - LOL man cant stop laughing imagining that
12:21:33 AM DarkHorizon - especially if she was asleep while u did it
12:21:43 AM DarkHorizon - KA POW BITCH WAKE UP
12:21:47 AM Tooth - she was it was like 2am and i was up programming *Q
12:21:59 AM DarkHorizon - lol fuck my stomach hurts .ma
12:22:15 AM Tooth - lol gay thing is, I never knew it happend until she woke up to it and came out yelling
12:22:15 AM DarkHorizon - u disgusting sonofabitch .ma
12:22:22 AM Spyder - apparently i missed this story :(
12:22:35 AM DarkHorizon - this is the shitgrab story ..s
12:22:39 AM Tooth - no :S
12:22:41 AM Spyder - i figured as much
12:22:45 AM DarkHorizon - isn't it :@
12:22:45 AM Tooth - i didnt grab the shit .ma
12:22:52 AM DarkHorizon - i thoguth u said u did :@
12:22:53 AM Tooth - it was at alienz house when it overflowed.ma
12:22:58 AM DarkHorizon - lol fucken slob
12:23:06 AM DarkHorizon - cbf picky about when to grab ur own shit
12:23:15 AM Tooth - i didnt even know it overflowed .ma
12:23:23 AM Lead - so its normal enough for anyone to do, but if someone is watching u wont csloth
12:23:26 AM Spyder - i bet you were kicking yourself for missing such a golden opportunity
12:23:40 AM Lead - lol fucking hell my gut hurts from all the bs laughing now
12:23:45 AM Lead - cunt :@
12:23:53 AM Spyder - same
12:24:14 AM Tooth - lol thats the worse tho, u take a shit and walk away, go back to ur game and dinner, until you glance at the door and see a film of dirty water making its way in to ur room
12:24:35 AM Spyder - how did you stop that one totlz
12:24:49 AM Tooth - i didn't she did
12:24:52 AM Tooth - LOL
12:24:56 AM Spyder - not with her hand i assume *moth
12:25:11 AM Tooth - she had one but it wasnt even in the bathroom it was in her bedroom closet.ma
12:25:15 AM DarkHorizon - ..s
12:25:28 AM Spyder - does she regularly plunge in the closet *moth
12:25:29 AM DarkHorizon - did she put it back in her closet after she got done syphoning ur shit out
12:25:42 AM DarkHorizon - cuz thats pretty disgusting if so *Q
12:25:45 AM Tooth - i dont know it all happened so fast.ma
12:25:49 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:26:03 AM Spyder - i'm kindof suprised that you didnt throw her out of the way and dive in head first tbvhwua
12:26:11 AM DarkHorizon - apple bobbing
12:26:26 AM Spyder - a fairly common occurance in the totlz household already
12:26:57 AM Tooth - u ever make the mistake when u were young of stepping on dog shit on the way to school and having a grand idea that cologne would cure all your woes
12:27:05 AM Spyder - ...
12:27:08 AM DarkHorizon - no ..s
12:27:12 AM Spyder - i never accidentally found my hand in a wad of shit inside the toilet
12:27:16 AM DarkHorizon - i just wiped my shoe in some grass till it was gone ..s
12:27:26 AM Tooth - its NEVEr gone barf adn u know that .ma
12:27:26 AM Lead - that or a rock
12:27:32 AM DarkHorizon - lol worked for me ..s
12:27:35 AM Tooth - u have to hose it with a high powered nozzle
12:27:35 AM DarkHorizon - everytime ..s
12:27:36 AM Lead - or I use a hose
12:27:39 AM Tooth - ^
12:27:48 AM DarkHorizon - wet grass works wonders .ma
12:27:53 AM Tooth - unless u wore goddamn boots that had no tread.ma
12:27:56 AM Spyder - lol @ totlz going outside to whipe his hands in the grass
12:28:02 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:28:15 AM Lead - better than barehanding it bitch :@
12:28:29 AM DarkHorizon - tooth prob pick it out with his fingernails
12:28:55 AM Spyder - cbf then going back to a dinner of the finger food variety
12:28:55 AM Tooth - its not even like ive done it a lot, it's been years since its happened idiots
12:29:07 AM Spyder - that implies that youve done it more than once *eek
12:29:09 AM Lead - shit handling then go back to eating hotwings
12:29:13 AM Tooth - i have :@
12:29:18 AM Spyder - how many times *eek
12:29:22 AM DarkHorizon - plus how do u avoid soaking ur goddamn leg if you spray dogshit off ur shoe with a hose
12:29:22 AM Lead - u once talked about having shit on finger
12:29:27 AM Tooth - lol u know what was the worst i have to admit
12:29:30 AM DarkHorizon - cuz the water will bounce .ma
12:29:30 AM Lead - then you washed hands but later gf was sucking that same finger
12:29:38 AM Lead - and u didnt tell her of shit matterz
12:29:48 AM Spyder - lol ffs
12:29:53 AM Tooth - lol ever run out of toilet paper and wipe your ass with your hands with the inclination that its ok because u can just wash them real good after
12:30:00 AM Lead - nah barf you dont have water on high
12:30:05 AM Spyder - ;LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:30:06 AM DarkHorizon - LOL fuck you totoh u gross bastard
12:30:08 AM Lead - just set hose down and let water run on ground and stand in it
12:30:20 AM Lead - like wet grass x100
12:30:22 AM DarkHorizon - lol dont tell me the sock idea never popped into ur brain .ma
12:30:35 AM DarkHorizon - wipe with my hands prob ur first option wasn't it asshole :@
12:30:36 AM Tooth - ive done that once, and believe me id never do it again
12:30:43 AM Lead - ffs I think you are the one person on earth that shouldnt have been taught to wash their hands
12:30:49 AM Spyder - LOOOLOLOLOLOLOL
12:30:51 AM DarkHorizon - lol y
12:31:01 AM DarkHorizon - so new forms of disease can breed on his palms
12:31:01 AM Lead - cause he thinks its like some goddamn miracle
12:31:16 AM Lead - shove hand up your own ass is fine cause you can always wash .msotto
12:31:27 AM Tooth - its not like your hand is a goddamn sponge
12:31:30 AM Spyder - needs something more along the lines of an acid bath than soap and water
12:31:34 AM DarkHorizon - it is asshole its got pores n shit :@
12:31:46 AM DarkHorizon - u said urself it smells for a long time after :@
12:31:53 AM DarkHorizon - cuz its absorbant imo *Q
12:31:54 AM Tooth - well i realized that when the smell of shit didn't go away after numerous washings.ma
12:31:55 AM Lead - shit soaks into skin
12:32:02 AM Lead - one of the great reasons why gloves exist
12:32:09 AM Tooth - thats why i woudlnt do it again :@
12:32:11 AM Lead - and why lotion works *moth
12:32:20 AM Spyder - cbf someone so comfortable and in the habit of shit grabbing
12:32:21 AM Lead - do u think lotion is magic *moth
12:32:26 AM Tooth - u guys act like every goddamn tool in the world is available in the bathroom
12:32:37 AM Lead - the off switch *moth
12:32:49 AM DarkHorizon - well i like to keep lots of tools at my disposal when im shitting :@
12:32:51 AM Lead - you can even turn it off, take a nap and come back to it to solve with a fresh mind *moth
12:32:51 AM Spyder - it is if you make it so *eek
12:33:02 AM DarkHorizon - unless i'm about to shit my pants in a place im unfamiliar with
12:33:12 AM Lead - next to my toilet is always plunger and brush
12:33:12 AM DarkHorizon - in which case its shit first ask questions later *Q
12:33:16 AM Lead - and cleaner under sink
12:33:21 AM Lead - as well as spare TP *moth
12:33:25 AM DarkHorizon - ^
12:33:35 AM Tooth - i dont have a cabinet area in bathroom :@
12:33:42 AM Tooth - everyting in the open!
12:33:42 AM Lead - put it on the tank then
12:33:47 AM Spyder - i'd fucking wipe with a towel or the goddamn rug or my goddamn shirt before my hand *eek
12:33:57 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:34:08 AM Lead - yeah
12:34:11 AM DarkHorizon - cbf dragging ur ass across the rug like a dog
12:34:15 AM Lead - if it came down to it id use the shower curtain if I had to
12:34:16 AM Lead - to avoid hand
12:34:19 AM Spyder - ^
12:34:22 AM DarkHorizon - leaving a skid mark
12:34:30 AM DarkHorizon - i'd prob just take a shower if it came down to it
12:34:36 AM DarkHorizon - let the water wash all away *dumb
12:34:42 AM Spyder - european style etc
12:34:49 AM Tooth - who here as ever pissed in the kitchen sink because it was freezing outside and someone was taking a shower :A
12:34:49 AM Lead - my shower curtain would look like god wiped his ass all over the carribean but it would get the job done
12:34:54 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:34:56 AM DarkHorizon - not me .ma
12:35:03 AM Spyder - LOOLOL
12:35:09 AM Spyder - nope :S
12:35:10 AM Tooth - lol i know u have dave :@
12:35:12 AM Tooth - liar fucker
12:35:17 AM Spyder - LOOOLOL why would i *eek
12:35:23 AM Spyder - i live in goddamn california for one *eek
12:35:23 AM DarkHorizon - surprised u at least used the sink, figured u would have just found a nice corner
12:35:33 AM DarkHorizon - or a house plant
12:35:40 AM Tooth - i dont have house plants :@
12:35:46 AM Tooth - u rich faggot.ma
12:35:47 AM Spyder - even when i lived in nebraska, i'd go outside if i had to because i cbf someone walking in on me pissing in the sink and having to explain myself.
12:35:49 AM DarkHorizon - i dont either :@
12:35:57 AM Lead - I have pissed in the kitchen sink once
12:36:01 AM Tooth - ^
12:36:04 AM DarkHorizon - lol plus how does house plants make u rich :@
12:36:06 AM Lead - girlfriend was in the can and I had to piss bad way before she walked in
12:36:19 AM Lead - did faggot jungle dance for 3 minutes and then used the sink
12:36:22 AM Tooth - LOL ^
12:36:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:36:36 AM DarkHorizon - LOL well wait
12:36:39 AM Lead - garbage disposal smells like shit anyway
12:36:41 AM DarkHorizon - i have one thats pretty bad
12:36:43 AM DarkHorizon - actually .ma
12:36:46 AM DarkHorizon - way worse than sink
12:36:46 AM DarkHorizon - .am
12:36:47 AM DarkHorizon - .ma
12:37:00 AM Lead - did u dump in garbage disposal *moth
12:37:02 AM Tooth - spill the beans *Q
12:37:03 AM DarkHorizon - lol when i had summer job
12:37:15 AM DarkHorizon - was detassling ur out in the corn fields all day all sweaty and gross
12:37:40 AM DarkHorizon - well we got on the bus to go back home, and i had to piss real bad, i was sitting in the back, so i just pissed in my gatorade bottle .hmoth
12:37:55 AM DarkHorizon - and i was carrying it around till i got off .hmoth
12:38:18 AM Lead - thats pretty good, a gatorade bottle
12:38:24 AM Spyder - ;L after totlz stories i was expecting something like you cramming ur dick down the garbage disposal to unclog it or something
12:38:25 AM Tooth - lol u know, thats pretty fucken wrls that that is the worst uve done faggot:@
12:38:30 AM Lead - would have been slightly more conspicious if it was a Aquafina bottle *moth
12:38:36 AM DarkHorizon - lol thats worse than the sink tho :@
12:38:43 AM Lead - ya sink has running water
12:38:55 AM Lead - actually i didnt run water till I was done
12:38:56 AM Spyder - but youll never have to see the bottle again
12:38:59 AM DarkHorizon - i ddin't say i was the hitler of inappropriate pissing, just siad it was worse :@
12:39:06 AM Tooth - not when it gets all over ur dishes that u eat with everyday:A
12:39:09 AM Spyder - i was hoping for a sweet ending like you gave it to the busdriver who was in dire need of a refreshment
12:39:10 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:39:11 AM Lead - was scared if I turned water on during she would come out without me hearing and be standing there when I turned around having watched me piss in sink
12:39:17 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL fucken totoh u diot disgusting fuck
12:39:21 AM DarkHorizon - cbf not even move them out of the way first
12:39:34 AM Lead - nah that side of the sink was empty
12:39:35 AM Lead - no dishes
12:39:40 AM DarkHorizon - talking to tooth :@
12:39:41 AM Tooth - how the fuck are ug oing to move them out of the way when both sinks are full :@
12:39:43 AM DarkHorizon - he implied he didn't :@
12:39:46 AM Spyder - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL
12:39:53 AM DarkHorizon - put them on the counter :@
12:39:53 AM Spyder - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME *WUT
12:40:03 AM DarkHorizon - lol man tooth it just keeps getting worse and worse
12:40:16 AM Tooth - if u need to piss so bad u use the sink u think u have fucken time to move dishes u fat idiot .ma
12:40:27 AM Spyder - might as well open the front door and let 'er rip than goddamn piss all over your own dishes you suck asshole
12:41:43 AM Spyder - ffs.
12:42:07 AM Lead - when tooth dies his fucking tombstone is going to say "Quarantined"
12:42:19 AM Spyder - i'm going to piss on ur grave totlz
12:42:23 AM Spyder - whilst Lead throws shit at you
12:42:46 AM DarkHorizon - he wouldn't notice anything diff imo
12:42:46 AM Lead - im going to take a dump on his grave and see if a zombie hand comes up to grab it
12:42:46 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:42:51 AM Tooth - lol...
12:42:56 AM Spyder - LOLOLOLOLOL
12:43:02 AM DarkHorizon - lol goddammit
12:43:11 AM Tooth - lol cbf
12:43:29 AM Spyder - "WHAT YOU MEAN YOU GUYS HAVENT REACHED UP FROM UR GRAVE TO CLEAN SHIT OFF IT?!??!"
12:43:39 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:44:00 AM DarkHorizon - if tooth goes to hell they wont be able to do any punishments involving shit cuz he's pretty much unphased by it .ma
12:44:31 AM Spyder - he'll be the one coming up with shit punishments in the firstplace and volunteering to try them out
12:44:50 AM Lead - I figure tooth is how they manage to have janitors in heaven
12:45:15 AM DarkHorizon - cbf have to clean up god's log
12:45:25 AM DarkHorizon - i bet he makes pretty big poops
12:45:36 AM Spyder - cbf even jesus wanting to be nailed to a cross before digging out his own cloggery
12:46:13 AM Lead - wonder if he dumped in the holy grail if he'd choose being let off the cross if it meant he had to hand clean it
12:46:43 AM DarkHorizon - cbf almost 3am
12:47:08 AM Spyder - duno if i can sleep now with someone like tooth running about
12:47:42 AM DarkHorizon - http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c382/edaven/stripperbulldog.jpg ..s
12:48:29 AM Spyder - i like u do u like me *YAY
12:48:32 AM Lead - pretty much people like tooth make me believe that humanity is failed
12:48:50 AM Lead - even have things such as toilets and he'll still jump at chance to play with his shit
12:49:04 AM Spyder - i highly doubt God intended man, image of himself, to be digging after their own shit
12:50:01 AM Spyder - no wonder Jesus doesnt want to redecend *eek
12:50:06 AM DarkHorizon - or pissing on their dishe
12:50:07 AM DarkHorizon - s
12:50:12 AM Spyder - people like tooth wanting to shake his hand and such
12:50:16 AM Spyder - and feed him ;L
12:50:29 AM Lead - and he was on good morning america
12:50:37 AM Spyder - LOL
12:50:46 AM DarkHorizon - lol cbf ever shake tooths hand knowing all this
12:50:49 AM Lead - we're doomed, the experiment that is man has failed *moth
12:50:58 AM Spyder - one day tooth is going to find himself on YouTube in a video featuring him doing something like this *eek
12:51:03 AM Lead - tooth is the downfall of us all
12:51:13 AM DarkHorizon - well monkeys throw their own shit all the time
12:51:13 AM Lead - Tooth Cleans House
12:51:23 AM DarkHorizon - tooth just hasn't progressed past that stage of evolution *Q
12:51:35 AM Spyder - tooth is about as close to de-evolution as there can be...all he needs to do is just THROW the shit in his hands
12:51:37 AM DarkHorizon - he still has some of those genes floating around inside imo
12:52:10 AM Spyder - werez totlz
12:52:17 AM Spyder - figure all this shit-talk has made him mighty hungry at this point
12:52:23 AM DarkHorizon - prob digging up a brown treasure from his toilet bowl
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