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  1. 11-28-2006, 07:31 AM #1
    Bukowski
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    Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that
    they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his
    inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the
    lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

    Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"

    "Honey! Let me explain!"

    "Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!"

    "Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted. "Maybe you'd care to
    explain our 2 kids!!!"


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    Dunno I made it with some 18yr old high school dropout the other night. I bought her some french fries from Jack in the Box and one thing led to another.
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  2. 11-28-2006, 03:07 PM #2
    DESTRUCTION
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    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


    haha great joke

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