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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute, small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off ....After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
I'm willing to pay back up to 150% your investment, so if you invest 100 dollars, you will get back up to 150 dollars.
Joel Huenink
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Lead Said
Dunno I made it with some 18yr old high school dropout the other night. I bought her some french fries from Jack in the Box and one thing led to another.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL gg
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lmao
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Fellow
ive read/heard this many times before, i dont get it :@
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Originally Posted by DESTRUCTION
I'm willing to pay back up to 150% your investment, so if you invest 100 dollars, you will get back up to 150 dollars.
Joel Huenink
NWP is a gaming clan site - if you're easily offended, this is not the clan for you and don't visit this website etc
Lead Said
Dunno I made it with some 18yr old high school dropout the other night. I bought her some french fries from Jack in the Box and one thing led to another.
Senior Member
Hah, noob.
Yeah I've heard this one, but I couldn't remember how it ended until I read the punchline... pretty funny.
Jiggerson
umm.... gtfo.
For someone that says they get a lot of sex, you don't seem to understand something as simple as this joke.
Fellow
i didnt say i get sex that often, ill go out every now and then and get head or something... but chicks are always like "wtf omg i might get preggo" so... yeah
now some one fukin explain it
Chief Information Officer
LOL , Your Joking , ARENT YOU?
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Classy son-of-a-bitch
ROFL, no friend, I don't think he is...
Ok dest, you know how at fairs there are the booths for throwing darts or something and there's the three racks with different prizes and the best are on the top rack? Can you figure the rest out by yourself?
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