I'd like to see a PORN map! Hell I'd even make some textures

A map like Red Light District from Duke Nukem'. When I was playing FEAR somebody had made this map for it and it was pretty fuken funny.
It Doesn't' have to be the same map but something similar.

Some suggestions for rooms:

* a movie Theatre (with porn playing on the big screen).
* a video store (with porn tapes on the shelves)
* some dirty ass bathrooms (maybe as bases)
* Billiard room (with some pool tables, video games, vending machines, tables/chairs)
* TVs around the map (like Gores cygnus has in the corners) playing Porn.