When I was eleven I was a habitual masturbator. I would do it anywhere, anyway, and anyhow. It didn't matter what I was doing I was thinking about masturbating. Well this one night my mom had taken the lotion into her room for some reason. So with no lubricant I got desperate. I decided to use a old bottle of selson blue. Well I beat off in my bed, came twice, pulled my pants back up, and fell asleep. Well the next morning I didn't have time to do anything. As I was so tired from the 30 minute spank session the previous night. (It was 2 in the morning). So I get up and go off to school.
Later that day I have to take a wicked bad piss. I unzip my pants, and look down only to discover the scariest thing ever. It seriously looked like all the skin had fallen off my penis. It was crusty, flakey, multicolored, and the skin was all dry/crackly. I immediately paniced, and in that moment of greater wisdom. Punched my testicles with the force of a gale hurricane. I started to step back from the immense pain now seizing my scrotum. Only to slip on some of the pee I leaked onto the floor.
Next thing I know I hear the loud cracking of the porcelain sink. Yes, I fell and cracked it over my head. I woke up 30 minutes later with a school nurse, a principal, and some person i'd never seen before all standing around. I will never forget that day....