Another Totlz Adventure

[Spyder]

DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
LOL well
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
have u heard of tooth's latest adventure
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
not but a few weeks old
Dave says:
i have yet to hear of this
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
well strap urself in
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
cuz its time for a tale of disgusting behavoir
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
thx to our friend tooth
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
basically it boils down to
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
tooth hadn't shit in a number of days
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
and he started 2 get real worried
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
so he went 2 the bathroom and tried to force it out
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
said he was in there for 2 hours
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
eventually he decided his best course of action
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
was to stand in the shower
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
and pull the shit out
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
with his hands
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
after he broke it up by fingering his own asshole
Dave says:

Dave says:
how is it that totlz manages to top himself every few months
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
tooth probably tells it better than i do!
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
well cuz he's tooth
Dave says:
because he believes that it was the right course of action
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
and he lacks the thing in his brain that makes most people stop before they do something truly disgusting
DH - The doctor said I need a backiotomy says:
and he also lacks the thing in his brain that makes most people not tell others when they do have to do something really disgusting


LOL so gross...and from totlz:

Dave says:
totlz
Dave says:
tell me of ur talez of woez concerning pulling shit out of your ass with your hands (:
Toothizmz says:
its a great story
Toothizmz says:
of a young tottlez
Toothizmz says:
in a time of desperation faced against all odds *amish
Dave says:
how desperate would you say 1-10
Toothizmz says:
9
Toothizmz says:
i was scared *amish
Dave says:
so you decided to take matters into your own hands *sloth
Toothizmz says:
lol *amish
Dave says:
I guess for your birthday I should have sent you stool softeners
Dave says:
or maybe a plunger designed for the anus of some variety
Dave says:
It's a goddamn good thing that you don't have a kid who is normal and had to walk in on his goddamn father digging his own mine like that.
Dave says:
No telling the ramifications of such a discovery.

[ShockWave]

LOL

I feel bad for whoever has to unclog that shower next.

[DESTRUCTION]

LOL that owned

[Spyder]

Apparently tooth just chucked them into the toilet from the shower.

[Diddlez]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL FFS

[MasterOfPuppets]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[m@nc0w]

After reading this story I felt that Toofs sigpic needed something added . . .

Additions:

* shitty fingers/hands/toilet paper
* a box of ex-lax
* mr. hanky



Spyder please direct toof to this pic or send it to him and demand he uses it from now on (everywhere).

[DESTRUCTION]

LMAO nice work

[ShockWave]

Might as well bump this thread since there's nothing much worth reading here lately.

[Spyder]

Worthy bump IMVHO...still made me chuckle pretty good.