FW: EMailz Again

[DESTRUCTION]

> >> > > CAN YOU TOUCH...?



> >> > > A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake
> >> > > beneath some weeping willow trees.
> >> > >
> >> > > The man takes out a cigarette and lights it.
> >> > >
> >> > > His grandson says:
> >> > > "Grandpa, can I try some of your cigarette?"
> >> > >
> >> > > "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says.
> >> > >
> >> > > No," says the little boy.
> >> > >
> >> > > "Then you're not big enough."
> >> > >
> >> > > A few more minutes pass,
> >> > > and the man takes a beer our of his cooler and opens it.
> >> > >
> >> > > The little boy says:
> >> > > "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?"
> >> > >
> >> > > "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says.
> >> > >
> >> > > "No," says the little boy.
> >> > >
> >> > > "Then you're not old enough."
> >> > >
> >> > > Time passes and they continue to fish.
> >> > > The little boy gets hungry and he reaches into his lunch box,
> >> > > takes out a bag of cookies and eats one.
> >> > >
> >> > > The grandfather looks at him and says:
> >> > > "Hey they look good.
> >> > > Can I have one of your cookies?"
> >> > >
> >> > > "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"
> >> > > says the little boy.
> >> > >
> >> > > "I most certainly can!" says the grandfather.
> >> > >
> >> > > "Then go fuck yourself," says the boy,
> >> > >
> >> > > "These are my cookies!"
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[MasterOfPuppets]

probably one of the oldest jokes ever.

[N9ne]

Yah, also cant be fucked altering it from the real one, to whomever sent it to you.

[Diddlez]

and plus its a shitty joke to begin with

[MasterOfPuppets]

same