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Thread: 09/08/07 - Word Of The Day - "Muffocation"

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    Muffocation

    1) The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.
    "Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"


    I almost thought Buk died of this for awhile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    Muffocation

    1) The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.
    "Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"
    ^ something that will never happen to you lolz :P
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    I would never let a fat chick sit on my face.

    But with that in mind, I'm sure you're quite used to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    I would never let a fat chick sit on my face.

    But with that in mind, I'm sure you're quite used to it
    Your original post said nothing about a fat chick

    "1) The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face"
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    Quote Originally Posted by m@nc0w
    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    I would never let a fat chick sit on my face.

    But with that in mind, I'm sure you're quite used to it
    Your original post said nothing about a fat chick

    "1) The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face"
    It would have to be a fat lady, unless the skinny lady positioned herself just the right way.
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    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets
    It would have to be a fat lady, unless the skinny lady positioned herself just the right way.
    lol I think any woman could sufficate you by sitting on your face (well if she wanted to).

    But my point was it would never happen to spyder since it wouldnt' be a woman (lady) sitting on his face :P
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    lets just hope the women never find out, lest we be eradicated.


    in spyders defense, it could probably happen if a guy sat on your face as well.
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    Would it truthfully be brown-nosing then? And also I'm not sure sitting on faces is the most efficient way to suffocate someone
    Quote Originally Posted by DESTRUCTION View Post
    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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    I don't think you guys completely grasp how difficult it is to keep from making an Xena/Cow muffication joke atm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    I don't think you guys completely grasp how difficult it is to keep from making an Xena/Cow muffication joke atm
    To late, DS already made a "Spyder/Guy muffication joke


    And even if you did you would only be saying that I have had a CHIC sit on my face (whereas you would have a GUY sitting on your face).

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