a conversation to be passed on to your kids

[Diddlez]

It is time to revive this section, and I will do so by posting this conversation that needs to be shared with all. It's long, but probably worth the read.

If you are euro and are easily offended, dont read the first half!

[03:27] Andrew --: btw who is extream
[03:27] Andrew --: because im tired of always seeing this extreams server up
[03:27] Andrew --: I dont even know who the fucker is
[03:28] Andrew --: its funny going in a euro server, seeing all these fucking people you've never heard of
[03:28] Andrew --: its too bad those idiots found out how to run a server
[03:28] Andrew --: they broke our community in half
[03:28] Andrew --: however it was obviously for the better
[03:28] Dave --: LOOOL
[03:28] Dave --: I like to go into Euro servers and rape them all
[03:28] Dave --: call them noobs etc whilst they try to explain they've been playing for years etc
[03:29] Andrew --: well thats exactly what happend, its like natural selection
[03:29] Andrew --: the continent broke in half, parted the gore players
[03:29] Andrew --: the americans continued to grow, get stronger, get better
[03:29] Andrew --: the euros peaked because they had no more good players to go up against
[03:29] Andrew --: and now they are all fucking worthless
[03:30] Andrew --: because they didnt stay and play with us
[03:30] Dave --: lol that's actually pretty fuckin right on
[03:30] Dave --: you only evolve to the standards of your environment
[03:30] Andrew --: exactly
[03:31] Dave --: PS I've just been looking at these two hot chicks' tits for the last 10 minutes
[03:31] Andrew --: !
[03:31] Dave --: I don't even have a goddamn boner atm - just like to see.
[03:31] Dave --: LOLZ
[03:31] Andrew --: loool
[03:31] Dave --: i will copy pix 4 u
[03:32] Dave --: see if u approve as well
[03:32] Andrew --: duno my tits standards are pretty high
[03:32] Dave --: hence your approval or disapproval is required immediately
[03:32] Andrew --: well then send away
[03:33] Dave --: goddamnitlksdjfal;aksdf
[03:33] Dave --: fucking server is not working atm
[03:33] Dave --: wrls
[03:33] Andrew --: same
[03:33] Dave --: tinyimage.com?
[03:33] Dave --: i dont remember what the link is..
[03:34] Andrew --: tinyimage.com is just letting me make a picture or something
[03:34] Andrew --: like a shitty webbased version of MS paint
[03:34] Dave --: yeah what the fuck is this.
[03:34] Dave --: http://tinypic.com/ !
[03:35] Dave --: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=w9d9co&s=3
[03:35] Dave --: her nose is kinda big which is sort of annoying.
[03:35] Dave --: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2vhyfqq&s=3
[03:36] Dave --: cbf if either of these chicks are browsing through tinypic and see their pix uploaded and tagged with "TITS!"
[03:36] Andrew --: LOL
[03:36] Andrew --: I am a fan of these tits
[03:37] Dave --: same *dmoth
[03:37] Dave --: the first girl actually has an awesome smilez
[03:37] Dave --: but also fan of her tits atm
[03:37] Andrew --: http://www.tinyimage.de/image.php?img_id=167084
[03:37] Andrew --: how u liek these tits
[03:38] Dave --: HAWT
[03:38] Andrew --: mr. tits is pissing in a bucket
[03:38] Dave --: cbf most dodge thing ever atm
[03:38] Andrew --: whilest on fire
[03:38] Andrew --: how hardcore is that
[03:38] Andrew --: or maybe its a bird with flamez featers
[03:38] Andrew --: I live it up to the imagination
[03:38] Andrew --: leave*
[03:38] Andrew --: feathers*
[03:39] Andrew --: cbf spelling anything atm
[03:39] Andrew --: either way though this creature has a green snake dick
[03:41] Andrew --: http://www.tinyimage.de/image.php?img_id=167087
[03:42] Dave --: http://www.tinyimage.de/result.php?i...&img_id=167088
[03:43] Andrew --: lolol wtf is that
[03:43] Andrew --: loooooool cbf
[03:43] Andrew --: nvm
[03:43] Dave --: MR. SCHMITZ ENJOYS TITZ
[03:43] Dave --: if i had a tablet pc, i would draw this shit all day.
[03:44] Andrew --: looks more like mr. yellow ass is shitting out a hairy snowglobe
[03:44] Dave --: LOOOL

[Diddlez]

round fucking two:

[03:47] Andrew --: I was thinking earlier how the IRC ownage section gets no love anymore
[03:48] Andrew --: and was thinking of posting stuff in there
[03:48] Dave --: http://www.tinyimage.de/result.php?i...&img_id=167092
[03:48] Andrew --: felt our conversation was worthy
[03:48] Andrew --: http://forums.clan-nwp.com/showthread.php?p=35984#35984
[03:48] Dave --: LOL sysadmin will be going through pics and stumble upon a bunch of fuckin dodgery
[03:48] Andrew --: lololol same
[03:50] Dave --: reread the convo
[03:50] Dave --: and approve
[03:51] Andrew --: http://www.tinyimage.de/result.php?i...&img_id=167094
[03:51] Andrew --: image for just a second that this actually looked like a woman
[03:51] Andrew --: would you bone her?
[03:52] Andrew --: and she wasnt wearing pants but you could see her giant snatch through said pants
[03:52] Dave --: LOL wtf tha tlooks like a fat dude with his dick stuffed around his ass.
[03:52] Andrew --: again, the imagination is a wonderful thing
[03:52] Dave --: UR IMAGINATION IS SLIGHTLY GAY
[03:52] Andrew --: probably
[03:52] Dave --: AT LEAST FOR THE FIRST SECOND U LOOKED AT IT
[03:53] Andrew --: but id like to see you draw a better looking chick
[03:53] Dave --: :@
[03:55] Andrew --: http://www.tinyimage.de/image.php?img_id=167095
[03:56] Andrew --: as you can see im slightly retarded
[03:56] Andrew --: this is robot john travolta with a dick for a ear
[03:56] Andrew --: and tiny fucking hands
[03:56] Andrew --: one of which is on his shoulder
[03:56] Dave --: MAY I PRESENT TO YOU...
[03:56] Dave --: XENA: http://www.tinyimage.de/image.php?img_id=167096
[03:56] Andrew --: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHAT IN THE FUCK
[03:57] Andrew --: I love the fat deformed left arm
[03:57] Dave --: looks of crab trying 2 eat her snatch imo
[03:57] Andrew --: and claw hands
[03:57] Andrew --: jesus christ that owns
[03:58] Dave --: LOOKS LIKE I WIN
[03:58] Andrew --: YOU MAY WIN THIS BATTLE
[03:58] Andrew --: BUT GODDAMNIT AFTER I WAKE UP I WILL WIN TOMORROWS INTERNET BATTLE
[03:58] Andrew --: tomorrow we compete in Fellow olympics, be ready
[03:59] Andrew --: oh and btw, im not sure what sad motherfucker made this, but goddamn what an unfortunate looking bitch
[03:59] Andrew --: http://www.tinyimage.de/gallery.php?img_id=23197
[04:00] Dave --: LOL
[04:00] Dave --: i like that reno 911 comment "she's not ugly - just rather unfortunate looking"

[Bukowski]

She does have a big nose , prolly a Jew.





nice

[DESTRUCTION]

LOL wtf

[Spyder]

She does have a big nose , prolly a Jew.

Close, she's persian.

[jim]

This is extream :




http://www.gore.thcgame-clan.de/inde...ser-details-36

[Bukowski]

I want the pup on the right

[MasterOfPuppets]

Awesome puppies imo. The player, not so much.

[jim]

Awesome puppies imo. The player, not so much.

he has guns

[Spyder]

FUCK he has a dodge face.

+ cbf failure army anyways.