Originally Posted by ShockWave
Hopefully ya shot your load on her face in the morning, morning sex rules
My girlfriend parents were "out of town for the weekend" and "they won't be home until Sunday night." Sure, I'll sleep over!
This morning the first thing I hear when I wake up is her saying, "Shit, I think my dad's home."
Sure enough, I got to hide in her closet for a good half an hour. At one point he was just outside of her room while she was talking to him. Never been so scared in my fucking life. Fortunately he eventually had a shower and I snuck out - bones entirely unbroken.
Originally Posted by ShockWave
Hopefully ya shot your load on her face in the morning, morning sex rules
I'm willing to pay back up to 150% your investment, so if you invest 100 dollars, you will get back up to 150 dollars.
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Lead Said
Dunno I made it with some 18yr old high school dropout the other night. I bought her some french fries from Jack in the Box and one thing led to another.
Do that next time. But minus the sex, or waking her up.Originally Posted by Bukowski
Just shoot a load on her face while she's asleep and sneak out without saying anything. Then later when she wakes up without the ability to open her eyelids, she'll have woken up thinking of you. It's a love story tbh.
Originally Posted by Bukowski...Originally Posted by Bukowski
meh.
"ill give ur mom the short end of the stick " - Destruction