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[ShockWave]

My girlfriend parents were "out of town for the weekend" and "they won't be home until Sunday night." Sure, I'll sleep over!

This morning the first thing I hear when I wake up is her saying, "Shit, I think my dad's home."

Sure enough, I got to hide in her closet for a good half an hour. At one point he was just outside of her room while she was talking to him. Never been so scared in my fucking life. Fortunately he eventually had a shower and I snuck out - bones entirely unbroken.

[Bukowski]

My girlfriend parents were "out of town for the weekend" and "they won't be home until Sunday night." Sure, I'll sleep over!

This morning the first thing I hear when I wake up is her saying, "Shit, I think my dad's home."

Sure enough, I got to hide in her closet for a good half an hour. At one point he was just outside of her room while she was talking to him. Never been so scared in my fucking life. Fortunately he eventually had a shower and I snuck out - bones entirely unbroken.

Hopefully ya shot your load on her face in the morning, morning sex rules

[Lead]

Hopefully ya shot your load on her face in the morning, morning sex rules

Do that next time. But minus the sex, or waking her up.

Just shoot a load on her face while she's asleep and sneak out without saying anything. Then later when she wakes up without the ability to open her eyelids, she'll have woken up thinking of you. It's a love story tbh.

[Spyder]

I pulled my pants down and started whackin Mr. Happy

Next week I want ALL you fucks to listen and join in, its a fuckin great time.

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meh.

[MasterOfPuppets]

Hopefully ya shot your load on her face in the morning, morning sex rules

Do that next time. But minus the sex, or waking her up.

Just shoot a load on her face while she's asleep and sneak out without saying anything. Then later when she wakes up without the ability to open her eyelids, she'll have woken up thinking of you. It's a love story tbh.

LOOOOOOOOOL goddamn AWESOME LEAD.