I've never seen this quote before. I felt it needed to be shared because it's awesome.

Ok, so a friend of mine had an AWESOME idea at school
You know rohyphonol? (whatever the spelling is)
Is he gontna make a trebuchet
no
You know date rape drugs?
Sure
Right, rhyphonol is one of these. It knocks you asleep after an hour or two.
I should also mention, a side affect of rhyphonol is amnesia of events whilst under influence of the drug.
Now, a friend of mine had this idea:
1) Prepare ingredients
2) Take rhyphonol
3) Bake cake
4) Fall asleep
5) ??????
6) Wake up
7) CAKE?! CAKE! Where did this come from?!
SURPRISE CAKE!!!!!!