Andrew -- says:
trying to get into the navy seals tbh
Willy ツ says:
HOLY SHIt
Willy ツ says:
lol
Willy ツ says:
thats like the hardest force
Willy ツ says:
gl
Andrew -- says:
yeah

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Andrew -- says:
id make it through for sure
Andrew -- says:
if i can pass the waivers
Andrew -- says:
my recruiter said its unheard of to get accepted with the amount of felonies I have
Andrew -- says:
he said id have to get a damn near perfect score on my ASVAB to be considered
Willy ツ says:
you fucking better
Andrew -- says:
but what he doesnt know yet is I got a 99 on my asvab
Willy ツ says:
wtf with you and felonies andrew
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Andrew -- says:
im category one
Andrew -- says:
highest possible
Andrew -- says:
infact 99 is the best possible score you can get
Willy ツ says:
then lets do this
Willy ツ says:
on 3 we say team
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1
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2
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3
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TEAM!
Andrew -- says:
team
Andrew -- says:
etc
Willy ツ says:
gw
Willy ツ says:
i came from how good that worked out
Andrew -- says:
lol
Willy ツ says:
when you become a navy seal
Willy ツ says:
your theme song should be boats n hoes
Andrew -- says:
loool
Andrew -- says:
it will be
Andrew -- says:
if i cant be a navy seal, ill have to settle for army
Andrew -- says:
they would take me
Willy ツ says:
lol
Willy ツ says:
thats such a huge drop
Andrew -- says:
i know
Willy ツ says:
cant you go for marines
Willy ツ says:
?
Andrew -- says:
if i cant be a seal i probably couldnt be a marine either
Willy ツ says:
god dammit
Willy ツ says:
airforce?
Andrew -- says:
i meet or exceed all qualifications for any military job
Andrew -- says:
i just have all these felonies
Willy ツ says:
dammit andrew
Willy ツ says:
why
Willy ツ says:
why why why
Willy ツ says:
tbh i think the spirt of best buy
Willy ツ says:
caused you to steal
Willy ツ says:
sue them
Andrew -- says:
i will
Willy ツ says:
that or um be ironic and steal their shit
Willy ツ says:
then sue them
Andrew -- says:
i will
Willy ツ says:
steal a coaster from applebees
Willy ツ says:
and send it to cody for irony
Willy ツ says:
be like
Willy ツ says:
fuck outback jack you asshole
Willy ツ says:
what about applebees
Andrew -- says:
lool
Andrew -- says:
im going to steal like 100 of them from applebees and put them in outback steakhouse on all of the tables
Willy ツ says:
rofl
Willy ツ says:
turns out they think its a buisness propisition and end up combining to Applejacks
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and get sued to shit
Andrew -- says:
loooooooool
Willy ツ says:
and then you get another felony
Willy ツ says:
and its like
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GOD DAMMIT
Andrew -- says:
applejacks owns
Andrew -- says:
have you ever eaten applejacks?
Willy ツ says:
yeah, and sometimes i will sit there before eating, so i can study it further
Willy ツ says:
sometimes i wonder why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
Andrew -- says:
lolol
Andrew -- says:
http://www.devtools.org/rus/mtimages/applejacks.jpg
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look at this new box
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with these blue dildo devices
Willy ツ says:
LO
Willy ツ says:
WHO THE FUCK
Willy ツ says:
PUTS CARROTS IN CEREAL
Willy ツ says:
GOD DAMMIT MY HEAD A SPLODE
Willy ツ says:
THE GODS DID NOT LOOK APOND THIS IDEA
Andrew -- says:
LOL
Andrew -- says:
"same great jacks taste"
Andrew -- says:
"no apple tates, no carrot taste"
Andrew -- says:
what the shit is a jack
Andrew -- says:
and what does a jack taste like
Willy ツ says:
like a smelly pirate hooker
Andrew -- says:
lool
Willy ツ says:
or samans feet
Willy ツ says:
EW
Willy ツ says:
probably taste like old curry
Andrew -- says:
lool
Andrew -- says:
seriously
Andrew -- says:
fuck blue carrot jacks
Andrew -- says:
how can they ruin a great serial with fucking carrots
Andrew -- says:
blue ones no less
Andrew -- says:
cerial
Andrew -- says:
lawl i spelled it like serial killer
Willy ツ says:
i bet some kind in indonesia has one stuck in his uretha already
Andrew -- says:
loool
Willy ツ says:
god indonesia
Willy ツ says:
you think with the starving kids
Willy ツ says:
they eat the blue carrots
Andrew -- says:
lol
Andrew -- says:
fuck blue carrots
Willy ツ says:
FUCK BLUE CARROTS
Andrew -- says:
who invented goddamn blue carrots
Andrew -- says:
FUCK BLUE CARROT JACKSD
Willy ツ says:
TBH I INVENTED THAT SAYING IMO TBH - PEACH
Andrew -- says:
lol
Andrew -- says:
does that Fellow still play gore
Willy ツ says:
god damn, spyder with his sexy body
Willy ツ says:
what
Andrew -- says:
i miss goring with him
Willy ツ says:
i hope not
Willy ツ says:
haha he probably does
Willy ツ says:
the only people ive seen in uh SE
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usally is sam
Willy ツ says:
twinkie
Willy ツ says:
uh
Andrew -- says:
you play SE?
Willy ツ says:
yeah
Willy ツ says:
i rape it
Andrew -- says:
often?
Willy ツ says:
usally top of everything
Willy ツ says:
yes
Willy ツ says:
dm/ctf/tact
Andrew -- says:
tell me next time you play
Willy ツ says:
almost first
Andrew -- says:
i always want to play
Willy ツ says:
i always play
Andrew -- says:
but never see anyone playing
Willy ツ says:
i love se
Andrew -- says:
fuck i havent played a good game of gore in months
Willy ツ says:
i dont see why people hate it
Andrew -- says:
i cant find a full server
Andrew -- says:
SE is always full of fucking bots
Andrew -- says:
and nobody plays tact in SE
Willy ツ says:
No not tact
Willy ツ says:
for some reason its weird
Willy ツ says:
just CTF and DM
Willy ツ says:
i had admin to uh PWNZN
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but jim changed it i saw
Andrew -- says:
cbf
Andrew -- says:
tact rapes any of game mode in any game
Andrew -- says:
cbf of
Andrew -- says:
not sure why the fuck I put an of in there
Willy ツ says:
of should be in everything
Andrew -- says:
same
Willy ツ says:
from now on of decrees, i decree of to be in every GOD DAMN SENTANCE
Willy ツ says:
FUCKING SHIT of
Andrew -- says:
k of
Andrew -- says:
of next time you play se tell me of
Willy ツ says:
lol @ smileys of
Willy ツ says:
k of
Willy ツ says:
of
Andrew -- says:
same
Willy ツ says:
same of
Willy ツ says:
idiot of
Willy ツ says:
sorry of, i had an outbreak
Andrew -- says:
loool of
Willy ツ says:
GOD DAMN OF
Willy ツ says:
creative would be like
Willy ツ says:
you guys are dumb
Willy ツ says:
...
Willy ツ says:
of.
Willy ツ says:
and we would spam him to hell
Willy ツ says:
THE GODS HAVE LOOKED A POND U OF
Willy ツ says:
i'd like to shove a potatoe peeler in his pee hole and jerk him off.
Willy ツ says:
of
Andrew -- says:
THE GODS HAVE LOOKED A POND OF YOU
Andrew -- says:
THAT SOUNDS BETTER OF
Willy ツ says:
true of
Willy ツ says:
of of
Willy ツ says:
rofl of
Willy ツ says:
what are you thinking of
Andrew -- says:
that last sentence should have had at least 11 of's in it
Willy ツ says:
fuck of
Willy ツ says:
lawl
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Willy ツ says:
god damn i've said it so much its lost its meaning
Andrew -- says:
same
Andrew -- says:
FUCK OF
Willy ツ says:
FUCK OF CREATIVE