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[N9ne]

Andrew -- says:
trying to get into the navy seals tbh
Willy ツ says:
HOLY SHIt
Willy ツ says:
lol
Willy ツ says:
thats like the hardest force
Willy ツ says:
gl
Andrew -- says:
yeah

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Andrew -- says:
id make it through for sure
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if i can pass the waivers
Andrew -- says:
my recruiter said its unheard of to get accepted with the amount of felonies I have
Andrew -- says:
he said id have to get a damn near perfect score on my ASVAB to be considered
Willy ツ says:
you fucking better
Andrew -- says:
but what he doesnt know yet is I got a 99 on my asvab
Willy ツ says:
wtf with you and felonies andrew
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Andrew -- says:
im category one
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highest possible
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infact 99 is the best possible score you can get
Willy ツ says:
then lets do this
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on 3 we say team
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1
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2
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3
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TEAM!
Andrew -- says:
team
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etc
Willy ツ says:
gw
Willy ツ says:
i came from how good that worked out
Andrew -- says:
lol
Willy ツ says:
when you become a navy seal
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your theme song should be boats n hoes
Andrew -- says:
loool
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it will be
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if i cant be a navy seal, ill have to settle for army
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they would take me
Willy ツ says:
lol
Willy ツ says:
thats such a huge drop
Andrew -- says:
i know
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cant you go for marines
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?
Andrew -- says:
if i cant be a seal i probably couldnt be a marine either
Willy ツ says:
god dammit
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airforce?
Andrew -- says:
i meet or exceed all qualifications for any military job
Andrew -- says:
i just have all these felonies
Willy ツ says:
dammit andrew
Willy ツ says:
why
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why why why
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tbh i think the spirt of best buy
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caused you to steal
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sue them
Andrew -- says:
i will
Willy ツ says:
that or um be ironic and steal their shit
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then sue them
Andrew -- says:
i will
Willy ツ says:
steal a coaster from applebees
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and send it to cody for irony
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be like
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fuck outback jack you asshole
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what about applebees
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lool
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im going to steal like 100 of them from applebees and put them in outback steakhouse on all of the tables
Willy ツ says:
rofl
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turns out they think its a buisness propisition and end up combining to Applejacks
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and get sued to shit
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loooooooool
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and then you get another felony
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and its like
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GOD DAMMIT
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applejacks owns
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have you ever eaten applejacks?
Willy ツ says:
yeah, and sometimes i will sit there before eating, so i can study it further
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sometimes i wonder why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
Andrew -- says:
lolol
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http://www.devtools.org/rus/mtimages/applejacks.jpg
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look at this new box
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with these blue dildo devices
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LO
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WHO THE FUCK
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PUTS CARROTS IN CEREAL
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GOD DAMMIT MY HEAD A SPLODE
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THE GODS DID NOT LOOK APOND THIS IDEA
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LOL
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"same great jacks taste"
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"no apple tates, no carrot taste"
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what the shit is a jack
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and what does a jack taste like
Willy ツ says:
like a smelly pirate hooker
Andrew -- says:
lool
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or samans feet
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EW
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probably taste like old curry
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lool
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seriously
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fuck blue carrot jacks
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how can they ruin a great serial with fucking carrots
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blue ones no less
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cerial
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lawl i spelled it like serial killer
Willy ツ says:
i bet some kind in indonesia has one stuck in his uretha already
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loool
Willy ツ says:
god indonesia
Willy ツ says:
you think with the starving kids
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they eat the blue carrots
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lol
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fuck blue carrots
Willy ツ says:
FUCK BLUE CARROTS
Andrew -- says:
who invented goddamn blue carrots
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FUCK BLUE CARROT JACKSD
Willy ツ says:
TBH I INVENTED THAT SAYING IMO TBH - PEACH
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lol
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does that Fellow still play gore
Willy ツ says:
god damn, spyder with his sexy body
Willy ツ says:
what
Andrew -- says:
i miss goring with him
Willy ツ says:
i hope not
Willy ツ says:
haha he probably does
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the only people ive seen in uh SE
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usally is sam
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twinkie
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uh
Andrew -- says:
you play SE?
Willy ツ says:
yeah
Willy ツ says:
i rape it
Andrew -- says:
often?
Willy ツ says:
usally top of everything
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yes
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dm/ctf/tact
Andrew -- says:
tell me next time you play
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almost first
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i always want to play
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i always play
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but never see anyone playing
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i love se
Andrew -- says:
fuck i havent played a good game of gore in months
Willy ツ says:
i dont see why people hate it
Andrew -- says:
i cant find a full server
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SE is always full of fucking bots
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and nobody plays tact in SE
Willy ツ says:
No not tact
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for some reason its weird
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just CTF and DM
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i had admin to uh PWNZN
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but jim changed it i saw
Andrew -- says:
cbf
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tact rapes any of game mode in any game
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cbf of
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not sure why the fuck I put an of in there
Willy ツ says:
of should be in everything
Andrew -- says:
same
Willy ツ says:
from now on of decrees, i decree of to be in every GOD DAMN SENTANCE
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FUCKING SHIT of
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k of
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of next time you play se tell me of
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lol @ smileys of
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k of
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of
Andrew -- says:
same
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same of
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idiot of
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sorry of, i had an outbreak
Andrew -- says:
loool of
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GOD DAMN OF
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creative would be like
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you guys are dumb
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...
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of.
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and we would spam him to hell
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THE GODS HAVE LOOKED A POND U OF
Willy ツ says:
i'd like to shove a potatoe peeler in his pee hole and jerk him off.
Willy ツ says:
of
Andrew -- says:
THE GODS HAVE LOOKED A POND OF YOU
Andrew -- says:
THAT SOUNDS BETTER OF
Willy ツ says:
true of
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of of
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rofl of
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what are you thinking of
Andrew -- says:
that last sentence should have had at least 11 of's in it
Willy ツ says:
fuck of
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lawl
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Willy ツ says:
god damn i've said it so much its lost its meaning
Andrew -- says:
same
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FUCK OF
Willy ツ says:
FUCK OF CREATIVE

[Spyder]

I wasn't aware you could join the Navy Seals directly...I thought you had to already be active in some military branch first.

Anyways, didlz would never last. He quits on a lot of shit because he gets bored/tired/whiney jahlol.

[Diddlez]

I wasn't aware you could join the Navy Seals directly...I thought you had to already be active in some military branch first.

Anyways, didlz would never last. He quits on a lot of shit because he gets bored/tired/whiney jahlol.

whats your point. I'm going to get bored/tired/whiney in the seals too.

EDIT: actually im an idiot, there is no goddamn way i could get bored in the seals.

[Spyder]

The training is grueling - it's not even just surviving like G.I. Jane style or some shit - you have to be a top performer or the instructors may cut you whether you think you can make it or not. I just don't think you have the resolution to follow through with it. I can just visualize you saying "the drill sergeant was an asshole, so I told him to fuck off and quit" or something. Definitely not for 30+ months of it...especially right after regular bootcamp (again, I'm not sure how that works - but I doubt you ust directly try out for the Seals). I was just reading that the wash-out rate is like 80% even. Plus, you don't seem like someone who would sacrifice yourself to save another.

I duno, atm this just seems like another of your half-baked ideas...but at least this one is more positive than breaking into people's homes or scalping best buy merchandise.

[Diddlez]

Believe me friend, I know what the fuck I'm getting into.

Not sure why you're getting involved. That wasn't even the significant part of the convo he posted.

[Spyder]

What IS the significant part - seems like a bunch of random bs, like any NWP conversation

[Diddlez]

What IS the significant part - seems like a bunch of random bs, like any NWP conversation

Thats exactly what it is.

[Bukowski]

i cant believe i read the entire txt, time to drink beer..its after 9 AM

[Boombostik]

Thanks for deleting my earlier post.

[MasterOfPuppets]

Thanks for deleting my earlier post.

what did u post