FUCK THE GODDAMN PATRIOTS

[Diddlez]

So I just lost my first fantasy football game because the Patriots are a goddamn pail of shit.

Sammy Morris - projected 13 - he got 2
Wes Welker - projected 15 - he got 6
Patriots defense - projected 9 - they managed to get -7

It also didn't help that Brian Westbrook fucked his ankle up and was only good for 1 fantasy point, Anquan Boldin is a Fellow and only got me 8 fantasy points against his projected 17, and Kellen Winslow got 1 instead of his projected 11. The only shit that went good for me was Drew Brees and Michael Turner, and David Akers did alright too.


In conclusion, I was projected 130, a bit higher than I thought I'd end up with, but no where near the 66 I did end up with. I CBF this goddamn season one bit.

[Spyder]

SAME.

I thought Morris and Cassell would have a good game against the goddamn Dolphins - much less the defense. Pretty much fucked up my win streak - against someone who was one of the easiest in the league. Next time I'll just go with my own opinion and good sound fantasy projections rather than speculation and hope.

On the plus side...the guy I'm playing next week has mostly Colts and Giant players on his team...all of which are on bye. So should be either an easy week or I'm going to siphon a player off of him because I'm in the better position.

[Diddlez]

I don't typically pay attention to their projections either, it just so happened that their projections went right along with who I was going to play anyway.

[chinar]

I'd been sticking with rivers so far and it had been working but I switched to cassel because of the projection. Luckily for me I had every single player on my team facing a bad matchup (other than Cassel) and was likely to lose this week anyway.

[Spyder]

Fuck, I hate Rivers.

Wouldn't mind seeing him snap his knee.

[Lead]

I'm gonna make a game called Fantasy Faggots.

People will draft players who play fantasy football, and get points based on how many of their faggots win their games.

Each round everyone gets to all draft Spyder as a faggot regardless of if he players or not. He will just be a free point, kind of like in Bingo.