LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION

[Diddlez]

[23:26] MonkeySalad371: you still on the phone with her?
[23:27] t3hboondocksaint: ya
[23:27] MonkeySalad371: hang it up
[23:27] t3hboondocksaint: I CANT
[23:27] t3hboondocksaint: SHELL KILL HERSELF
[23:27] MonkeySalad371: thats a risk im willing to take
[23:27] MonkeySalad371: you know what
[23:27] MonkeySalad371: im going to say something funny here
[23:27] MonkeySalad371: so you start laughing
[23:27] MonkeySalad371: and look like an asshole
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: stop it
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: dont you do it
[23:28] MonkeySalad371: FINE
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: MonkeySalad371: ive got myself an apple pie here
MonkeySalad371: going to attempt to eat the whole thing
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: i already giggld
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: and she heard it
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: and got all snappy with me
[23:28] MonkeySalad371: im just happy she doesnt call me anymore
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: "i dont see how you can laugh"
[23:28] MonkeySalad371: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: because i imagined you with
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: a fucking picnic bib on
[23:28] t3hboondocksaint: and a fork and knife
[23:29] t3hboondocksaint: getting ready to eat a fucking pie
[23:29] MonkeySalad371: LOL
[23:29] t3hboondocksaint: and about lost my shit

[MasterOfPuppets]

LOL nice

[Diddlez]

that backstory behind this chat is some faggot jumped off a cliff and killed himself and this dumb bitch is crying and shit.

[23:31] t3hboondocksaint: oh well
[23:31] t3hboondocksaint: it was funy
[23:32] t3hboondocksaint: its payback for when you were on the phone with her
[23:32] t3hboondocksaint: and we were laughing our asses off
[23:32] t3hboondocksaint: driving home from mcdonalds
[23:32] MonkeySalad371: LOL
[23:32] t3hboondocksaint: hahahaha
[23:32] MonkeySalad371: what is the faggots name
[23:32] MonkeySalad371: who jumped ship
[23:32] t3hboondocksaint: OMG LOL


It's good knowing im making him laugh into the phone in real life.

[Diddlez]

[23:38] MonkeySalad371: LOL GODDAMN AUTUMNS FACEBOOK STATUS
[23:38] MonkeySalad371: "HAD A LOVELY DAY AT WORK"
[23:38] MonkeySalad371: and shes all crying and shit
[23:38] MonkeySalad371: i dont know why i found that so funny when i read it
[23:38] t3hboondocksaint: ROFL son of a bitch i laughed again
[23:38] MonkeySalad371: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Diddlez]

[23:42] MonkeySalad371: talking to her now and she acts like nothing happend
[23:42] MonkeySalad371: [23:41] MonkeySalad371: hi
[23:42] aswhiteturnsred: hi
[23:42] MonkeySalad371: WHATS UP
[23:42] aswhiteturnsred: nothing really
[23:42] MonkeySalad371: COOL
[23:42] t3hboondocksaint: youre joking me.
[23:42] MonkeySalad371: no
[23:43] MonkeySalad371: now ill say "SO I HEARD SOME FUCKER JUMPED OFF A CLIFF TODAY"
[23:43] t3hboondocksaint: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[23:43] t3hboondocksaint: shit she hung up on me
[23:44] MonkeySalad371: LOL GODDAMNIT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[MasterOfPuppets]

ROFL, Good job didlz. Proud of you.