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    [00:50] <@Nwp-Kyril0z> that guy needs to shave his asshole if he wants to be on camera anymore cuz goddamn cbf
    [00:50] <@DarkSpoon|Boner> rofl who the fuck else noticed that besides mop?
    [00:50] <@Nwp-Kyril0z> probably just me
    [00:50] <@Nwp-Diddlez> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    [01:03] <@Nwp-Diddlez> friend
    [01:03] <@Nwp-Diddlez> i can put a condom on my fucking arm
    [01:03] <@Nwp-Diddlez> yes i have tried that
    [01:03] <@Nwp-Diddlez> fuck you
    Quote Originally Posted by DESTRUCTION View Post
    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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    Nwp-Diddlez> that was fun
    -->| ClanBot-Apps (~clanbots@bot.clanbots) has joined #clan-nwp
    Nwp-Diddlez> and we need the practice
    --| ClanBot-Apps has left #clan-nwp (Application reviewed, please check email.)
    Nwp-Diddlez> !adduser *ClanBots 400
    *ChanServ* Added ClanBots to the #clan-nwp user list with access 400.
    Nwp-Vex_-> what all do bots do?
    >ClanBots<ident>ClanBot-01<initchan>| ClanBot-01 (~clanbots@bot.clanbots) has joined #clan-nwp
    =-= Mode #clan-nwp +o ClanBot-01 by ChanServ
    Nwp-N9nedix> protect us from the knights
    Nwp-N9nedix> who say.
    Nwp-N9nedix> NI
    Nwp-Diddlez> LOL
    Nwp-Diddlez> i dont know what to do with clanbot
    Nwp-Kyril0z> http://forums.clan-nwp.com/showthread.php?p=41183#41183
    Nwp-Kyril0z> k
    Nwp-Kyril0z> THERe UGO
    Nwp-Diddlez> ClanBot-01
    Nwp-N9nedix> thanks a bunch cody
    -->| Ezzi (ezzi@Ezzi.staff.clanbots) has joined #clan-nwp
    ClanBot-01> Ezzi is a level 200 ClanBots Staff Member (Support Tech)
    =-= Mode #clan-nwp +v Ezzi by ClanBot-01
    Nwp-N9nedix> if you want, can i put the names in place later?
    Ezzi> .info
    Ezzi> .chaninfo
    Nwp-Vex_-> .info
    Nwp-Vex_-> .chaninfo
    Nwp-Diddlez> .info
    Nwp-Diddlez> uhh
    Nwp-Diddlez> WUT THE FUCK EZZI YOU DUMB Fellow
    Nwp-N9nedix> .4chan
    Nwp-Diddlez> HOW DO I WORK YOUR DUMB ASS
    Nwp-Vex_-> ...
    Nwp-Diddlez> .chaninfo
    *ClanBot-01* Channel Info for #clan-nwp:
    *ClanBot-01* Channel Owner: Nwp-DidlzBot Date Registered: Wed Dec 17 01:41:26 2008 Status: Active Trigger: .
    *ClanBot-01* Notifytype: Notice Punish Type: 4 (Warn, Kick, Kick/Ban) BanTime: 10 minutes Swear Protect: Off Join/Part Protect: Off Flood Protect: Off Flood-Rate: 5:8 No Ads: Off No URLs: Off Kick-Ops: Off Kick-Voice: On Voice-All: Off Op-All: Off Topic Lock: Off Mode Lock: Off
    *ClanBot-01* Timed Message: Off
    Nwp-Vex_-> thats a person...
    Ezzi> excuse me
    Ezzi> ....
    Nwp-Vex_-> he thought you were a bot lol
    Nwp-Vex_-> sorry
    Nwp-N9nedix> pretty sure
    Nwp-N9nedix> thats AI
    Nwp-N9nedix> hes tricking you ve
    Nwp-N9nedix> x
    Nwp-Kyril0z> haha
    Nwp-Vex_-> hahah
    Nwp-Diddlez> LOL
    Nwp-N9nedix> ezzi bot, please indentify
    Nwp-Diddlez> LOL
    Nwp-N9nedix> you have to treat it human
    Nwp-Kyril0z> INDENTIFY
    Nwp-Vex_-> what a gewd lawlz
    Ezzi> hmmm i think i should suspend your clanbot
    Nwp-Diddlez> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    Nwp-Vex_-> please dont
    Nwp-Vex_-> oksrsly?
    Nwp-Diddlez> goddamn laughing so hard atm
    Nwp-Vex_-> what can i do with clan bot
    Nwp-Vex_-> ?
    Nwp-Diddlez> i dont know
    Nwp-Vex_-> im the chan owner
    Nwp-Diddlez> i dont know how it works even
    Nwp-Vex_-> im asking her
    Ezzi> vex
    Nwp-Vex_-> so shh lol
    Ezzi> your the channel owner
    Nwp-Kyril0z> EZZI COMMENCE SYSTEM OVERRIDE: MANUAL SYSTEM SHUT DOWN! SET THEM UP THE BOMB
    Nwp-Vex_-> si?
    Nwp-Diddlez> how do you know ezzi is a her
    Ezzi> and you dont have access
    Nwp-Kyril0z> how does he not have access
    Nwp-Diddlez> vex is 500
    Nwp-Vex_-> i know right?
    Ezzi> .a Nwp-Vex_-
    Nwp-Diddlez> .a Nwp-Vex_-
    Ezzi> vex make a clanbots account
    *ClanBot-01* Error: Nwp-Vex_- is not logged in.
    Nwp-Vex_-> how
    Nwp-Diddlez> .a Diddlez
    *ClanBot-01* Error: Diddlez is not logged in.
    Ezzi> and im male
    Nwp-Vex_-> hahahah
    Nwp-Diddlez> yes ma'am
    Ezzi> ( Nwp-Vex_- ): To register an account with ClanBots please type /msg ClanBots register handle password email
    Nwp-Vex_-> im so fucked up
    Nwp-N9nedix> hes high
    Nwp-N9nedix> excuse him
    Ezzi> !a ClanBot-01
    Nwp-Diddlez> ezzi can i rename this thing
    Nwp-Kyril0z> ezzi do you know how vex can transfer ownership of the channel
    Nwp-Diddlez> !a ClanBot-01
    *ChanServ* ClanBot-01 (ClanBots) has access 400 in #clan-nwp.
    Nwp-N9nedix> !a ClanBot-01
    Nwp-Diddlez> ClanBot-01 is not an appealing name
    Nwp-N9nedix> Chambot
    Nwp-Kyril0z> we are relatively unknowledgeable when it comes to IRC
    Nwp-N9nedix> then
    Ezzi> diddlez why dony you just shut up for a minute im talking to vex
    Nwp-Diddlez> i like ChamBot
    Nwp-Diddlez> its not vex's bot
    Nwp-N9nedix> Chamsbot shall rule the world
    Ezzi> its vex's channel
    Nwp-Kyril0z> chill
    Nwp-Kyril0z> ^
    Nwp-Vex_-> ok got it
    Nwp-Kyril0z> Yeah
    Nwp-Kyril0z> vex listen to what he's saying plx.
    Ezzi> did you get the email vex
    Nwp-Vex_-> ky stfu
    Nwp-Diddlez> dont you sass me
    Nwp-Vex_-> hahahaha
    Nwp-Vex_-> yes i got it
    Nwp-Diddlez> ive had it up to here with you
    Ezzi> ok
    Nwp-Kyril0z> goddamn the guy is tryin to help us and you idiot are filling up with ur wrls filth atm
    Ezzi> ( Nwp-Vex_- ): To identify with the ClanBots system please type /msg ClanBots ident handle password
    Nwp-Diddlez> IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU
    Ezzi> .a Nwp-Vex_-
    Nwp-Diddlez> .a DashPlaysCss
    *ClanBot-01* Error: DashPlaysCss is not logged in.
    === Nwp-Kyril0z is logged in as Kyril0z
    Nwp-Vex_-> stfu i was minimizedddd
    Nwp-Vex_-> i got it
    Nwp-Vex_-> fuckchill
    Ezzi> .a Nwp-Vex_-
    Nwp-Vex_-> stop
    Nwp-Diddlez> stop what
    Nwp-Vex_-> wtf is .a nwpvex
    Nwp-Diddlez> duno
    Ezzi> checking to see if your loged in
    Nwp-Diddlez> whats all this talking to vex about
    Nwp-Diddlez> are you here to support me with my bot
    Nwp-Diddlez> lets start with renaming it
    Nwp-Vex_-> .a Nwp-Vex_-
    |<razerFTW> .a Nwp-Vex_-
    *ClanBot-01* Nwp-Vex_- (Nwp-Vex_-) has no access for #clan-nwp.
    Nwp-Vex_-> no what
    Nwp-Vex_-> now
    Ezzi> .a Nwp-Vex_-
    Nwp-N9nedix> .a Nwp-Vex_- has appeared
    Nwp-Diddlez> a wild .a Nwp-Vex_- has appeared
    Nwp-Diddlez> use splash attack
    Nwp-Kyril0z> it's super effective!
    Nwp-Diddlez> use great ball
    Nwp-N9nedix> Throw pokeball
    Nwp-N9nedix> NO
    Nwp-N9nedix> HES NOT THAT RARE
    Nwp-Kyril0z> BS
    Nwp-Diddlez> hes pretty rare
    Nwp-Kyril0z> HE"S LIKE SCYTHER FROM THE EXPEDITION
    Nwp-N9nedix> don't bs me
    Nwp-N9nedix> oh okay
    Nwp-Diddlez> you use safari ball there
    Nwp-Kyril0z> WHICH IS GODDAMN RARE
    Nwp-Diddlez> idiot
    Nwp-N9nedix> hes like magikarp from pokemon snapshot
    Nwp-N9nedix> rofl
    Nwp-Diddlez> pokemon snap
    Nwp-Diddlez> idiot
    Nwp-N9nedix> diddlez
    Nwp-N9nedix> just cause im straight
    Ezzi> cb-01 chgowner Nwp-Vex_-
    Nwp-N9nedix> okay.
    Nwp-Vex_-> <smokes> oh no you didnt
    Ezzi> cb-01 adduser Nwp-Diddlez 40
    Nwp-N9nedix> ved has a vowel problem
    Ezzi> cb-01 deluser Nwp-Diddlez
    Nwp-N9nedix> he seems to think o's make a "ew" sound
    Nwp-Vex_-> haha
    Ezzi> cb-01 adduser Nwp-Diddlez 40
    Ezzi>
    Nwp-N9nedix> thats sew weird.
    Nwp-Diddlez> i dont even know what that means
    Nwp-Kyril0z> add me too
    Nwp-Kyril0z> if that's good.
    Nwp-Diddlez> ive had it up to here with this Ezzi bot
    Nwp-Kyril0z> if it's bad, don't add me
    Nwp-N9nedix> we should all play some monopoly
    Nwp-Diddlez> im down
    Lead> WE SHOULD
    Nwp-N9nedix> or some risk
    Nwp-Diddlez> ezzi wanna play monopoly?
    Nwp-N9nedix> does anyone have an online life
    Nwp-N9nedix> thing
    Nwp-N9nedix> cause i want like 50 kids
    Lead> IS it that gay java monopoly with the 300px screen .moth
    Nwp-Diddlez> yes
    Nwp-Diddlez> best way to play
    Lead> u
    Ezzi> Nwp-Diddlez your fag
    Nwp-N9nedix> dammit didlez
    Ezzi> thanks for using clanbots
    Nwp-N9nedix> find us the game of life
    <Ezzi> my fag?
    Nwp-Diddlez> i know that bitch didnt just call me a faggot
    Nwp-N9nedix> gamesurge are assholes
    Nwp-Kyril0z> what does this shit do anyway
    Nwp-N9nedix> WAY TO PICK IT VEX
    Nwp-Kyril0z> no
    Nwp-Kyril0z> he said
    Nwp-Diddlez> so bitch came in here and stole my bot and gave it to vex?
    Nwp-Kyril0z> "your fag"
    Nwp-N9nedix> he said
    Nwp-N9nedix> you own a fag
    Nwp-Diddlez> thats some horseshit
    Nwp-N9nedix> refering to the bot
    Nwp-Kyril0z> referring to the item of which you possess, that is referred to as fag.
    Nwp-N9nedix> HOW DARE HE CALL OUR BOT GAY
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    Nwp-Diddlez> Ezzi i know you didnt just call me a faggot
    -->| Nwp-Vex_- (Vex_-@DashPlaysCss.user.gamesurge) has joined #clanbots
    =-= Mode #clanbots +b *!*Nwp-Diddl@*.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com by Ezzi
    =-= YOU (Nwp-Diddlez) have been booted from #clanbots by Ezzi (bye banned)
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    yeah Ezzi can suck my dick

    I had no idea IRC was such serious business
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    Ezzi. MORE LIKE UH, FUCKER.


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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