yo fellow, i heard you like to cuss
so here's a little rap you can sing on the bus
it'll help you when you're havin' a rough time
It'll teach you how to use your cuss words and rhyme
The Nina, OH, The Pinta, OH, The Santa Maria
I'll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking San Grea.
Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad's boat
You wont go down cause my dick can float.
We sail around the world and go port to port
Everytime I come I produce a quart.
Put on ya life vests let's drop anchor
There's a nice lady, oh, I'd like to swank her.
Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.
Deadliest Catch without the crabs
We're almost out of gas call the arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is jack sparrow
Take off my pants so you can see my flush arrow!
Make sure to wax, use ya mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I come in your hair!
Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a tick in your hand.
Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.