LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L goddamnit
Hey faggots.
So today I went to the store and purchased something sort of cool.
What the fuck could that mysterious object being bathed in godly light sitting atop my TV be? Clearly something only one as godlike as me deserves to possess.
WELL FUCK IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING SHAMWOW HOLY SHIT THIS SHIT CAN ABSORB SHIT HOLY SHIT ONLY AVAIABLE ON TV AND APPARENTLY WALMART.
To test the absorbing powers of ShamWoW, I squirted out a slight diarrhea shit onto this section of carpeting. OOPS MY BAD! FUCK I NEED SOMETHING TO FIX IT WAIT LET ME GRAB SHAMWOW.
HOLY SHIT SHAMWOW I CAN SEE YOU ABSORBING MY SHIT (LITERALLY!)
WOW FUCK THANKS FOR CLEANING UP MY SHITPOOP. I APPRECIATE IT.
The end.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L goddamnit
No no, Saman is his roommate. He'll clean it up (with his mouth).
Also, awesome thread.
future use for shamWoW notedOriginally Posted by Acromus
shamwow is my enemy #1
NOTHING IS UNSTAINABLE
LOL @ "I appreciate it."
BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Your bump is much appreciated, and I hope it is repeated in the near future for lulz.