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Thread: MOP: DID YOU CHANGE UR GODDAMN PHONE NUMBER :@

  1. 07-03-2009, 09:38 PM #1
    Spyder
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    MOP did you change your number? If so, someone got a bunch of strange sexual IMs out of the blue, LOLOL.

    ME: I woke up this morning urning for the taste of only one man: MOP.
    THEM: I woke up tasting the bodily fluids of this man. Jealous?
    ME: YES. GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE AND LAY IT UPON MY NUDE BODY.
    THEM: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Woah.
    ME: umad ftw.
    THEM: What does that even MEAN?
    ME: It's an ancient love-making ritual passed down from generation to generation, originally passed to my family by Jesus himself. Apparently, he was quite a freak...
    THEM: ...and I handed it down to Jesus.
    ME: That's quite impressive. Seems as though the prophecy of King Soloman has come true as you and I have completed the circle. Clearly, the Lord above watches down upon our love making...and fires up his webcam...



    I didn't hear back...AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

    Goddamn, I really hope it's your mom that picked those up.

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  2. 07-03-2009, 10:36 PM #2
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  3. 07-09-2009, 01:39 AM #3
    MasterOfPuppets
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    No that was me, I was just busy and finally decided "fuck dave"
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    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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  4. 07-09-2009, 02:35 AM #4
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    Spyder's real name is Dave?
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  5. 07-09-2009, 04:14 AM #5
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  6. 07-09-2009, 10:26 AM #6
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    i thought spyder was his real name :|


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  7. 07-09-2009, 04:55 PM #7
    Spyder
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets View Post
    No that was me, I was just busy and finally decided "fuck dave"
    VEGGING OUT TO WORLD OF WARCRAFT DOES NOT CONSTITUTE BREAKING MY HEART.


    (and my real name is Spyder)

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  8. 07-09-2009, 05:21 PM #8
    DarkSpoon
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    yeah i thought so. Dave is just your online handle for messenger.


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  9. 07-09-2009, 06:06 PM #9
    Spyder
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    Keeps the fans at bay, you know.

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