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  1. 08-06-2009, 02:09 AM #1
    ShockWave
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    I'm half cut, so this might be funnier to me than you.



    Steven says:
    salmon
    hi
    saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
    hi
    Steven says:
    hi
    saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
    wut sup
    Steven says:
    my wang
    you
    saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
    same same
    Steven says:
    how was your wednesday
    saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
    i onno
    ok
    went to school
    took the wrong bus
    ended up in the bad part of vancouver
    no one stole my laptop
    etc
    lol
    u?
    Steven says:
    okay as well
    worked 8 hours, went to the pub
    not much else
    played cards with my family
    had diarreah a bit
    okay, a lot
    saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
    ik
    lol
    did you have it over anyone
    Steven says:
    yes
    i was raising a large population of sea monkeys in my toilet for a few weeks
    then i waited until today
    and i shat all over them
    it was fucking splendid
    saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
    nice
    Steven says:
    i think i heard them screaming for mercy
    but i probably raised the water level a good inch, so they really had no hope of surviving
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  2. 08-06-2009, 04:05 PM #2
    Spyder
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    LOL shitting on sea monkeys raised in the toilet. Goddamn brilliant.

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  3. 08-06-2009, 05:05 PM #3
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    wtf is half cut? half your foreskin hanging off or what? i fail to see how that could make this situation any funnier. the story was pretty good none the less.


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  4. 08-07-2009, 01:03 AM #4
    ShockWave
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    Might be a Canadian thing, I dunno. Thought it was more common.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half+cut

    1. half cut
    Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.
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  5. 08-07-2009, 01:19 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShockWave View Post
    Might be a Canadian thing, I dunno. Thought it was more common.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half+cut

    1. half cut
    Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.
    I thought being cut was similar to being pwned. I assumed you were half pwned.

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  6. 08-07-2009, 02:13 AM #6
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    You're all cut. Get the fuck out.
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  7. 08-07-2009, 03:24 AM #7
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    I was thinking it was a circumcision thing too.

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  8. 08-07-2009, 10:26 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boombostik View Post
    I was thinking it was a circumcision thing too.


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  9. 08-09-2009, 05:15 PM #9
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    In the US we call that "half lit"
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    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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  10. 08-09-2009, 08:53 PM #10
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    AERODYNAMIC PENIS FTW
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