I'm half cut, so this might be funnier to me than you.



Steven says:
salmon
hi
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
hi
Steven says:
hi
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
wut sup
Steven says:
my wang
you
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
same same
Steven says:
how was your wednesday
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
i onno
ok
went to school
took the wrong bus
ended up in the bad part of vancouver
no one stole my laptop
etc
lol
u?
Steven says:
okay as well
worked 8 hours, went to the pub
not much else
played cards with my family
had diarreah a bit
okay, a lot
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
ik
lol
did you have it over anyone
Steven says:
yes
i was raising a large population of sea monkeys in my toilet for a few weeks
then i waited until today
and i shat all over them
it was fucking splendid
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
nice
Steven says:
i think i heard them screaming for mercy
but i probably raised the water level a good inch, so they really had no hope of surviving