HOW DO YOU WIPE?

[Boombostik]

This topic has come up a few times at little gatherings, with me, Nonja, and Diddlez. I've always meant to put it on here, but I've neglected it up until now. Anyways, how do you wipe your ass?!

[DarkSpoon]

standing up, like a baoss.

[Diddlez]

You've made this post before.

[Diddlez]

Standing up btw.

[Boombostik]

You've made this post before.

HAVE I?

Hmm. Well maybe people have changed their methods.

[Boombostik]

I think you're thinking of the thread about pubes.

[Hogan]

i stand, look at my beautiful work, and then wipe clean.

[DESTRUCTION]

i shove a vacume in my asshole and suck it out

[NinjaGator]

Pretty much standing up is the most decent way to face this foe.

[Diddlez]

I do not feel as if the task can be completed as sufficiently while sitting down, however I have never tried to do so.