tbh i alternate with each shit. dunno why.
fold
rumple
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tbh i alternate with each shit. dunno why.
I'd think rumpling would make it more dangerous of getting shit on your hand. But if we had bidets in the US, I think I'd prefer that over toilet paper. I cbf using a shit ton of paper when the best way for a clean ass is to wash it.
Originally Posted by ChaosOriginally Posted by ShockWaveOriginally Posted by CreativeOriginally Posted by Spyder
Duno, I do a mix of both. I fold in slightly off center overlapping (10 to 25% 'array' - similar to holding a hand of cards) layers and "rumple" near the top where my fingers hold. Not sure why I do this. I suppose because if it's a straight fold, I fear there isn't enough grip and that the paper may slide away from my fingers...thus leaving me fingering my own shit drenched asshole. A fear I take seriously enough to develop my very own shit paper folding method.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL spyder fucking awesome, you have got the best use of adjectives on this fukin forum hahaha
I fold. But I've been trying to modify my style to make it more textured, because I'm sick of wiping over a layer of shit with a smooth layer. Its like one of those putty knifes sliding over a layer of putty on dry wall, it just spreads the pile.
Originally Posted by chaos [gv
I take one fold of toilet paper, rubberband it to my pointer, and finger fuck my asshole clean.
LOL not just a turd. Satisfaction. $$
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