View Poll Results: Do you rumple or fold your toilet paper?

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  • fold

    8 72.73%

  • rumple

    2 18.18%

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    1 9.09%
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  1. 08-17-2009, 08:19 AM #1
    Acromus
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    Do you fold or rumple the toilet paper?


    I fold it. Pretty common around here in Europe...

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  2. 08-17-2009, 10:23 AM #2
    DarkSpoon
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    tbh i alternate with each shit. dunno why.


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  3. 08-17-2009, 10:25 AM #3
    Boombostik
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkSpoon View Post
    tbh i alternate with each shit. dunno why.
    I lol'd pretty hard at this, not entirely sure why.

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    this wasnt even a war this was a disgrace,we outnumbered them and still lost.
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  4. 08-17-2009, 11:05 AM #4
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    I'd think rumpling would make it more dangerous of getting shit on your hand. But if we had bidets in the US, I think I'd prefer that over toilet paper. I cbf using a shit ton of paper when the best way for a clean ass is to wash it.
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  5. 08-17-2009, 01:41 PM #5
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    Duno, I do a mix of both. I fold in slightly off center overlapping (10 to 25% 'array' - similar to holding a hand of cards) layers and "rumple" near the top where my fingers hold. Not sure why I do this. I suppose because if it's a straight fold, I fear there isn't enough grip and that the paper may slide away from my fingers...thus leaving me fingering my own shit drenched asshole. A fear I take seriously enough to develop my very own shit paper folding method.

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  6. 08-17-2009, 02:29 PM #6
    DESTRUCTION
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOL spyder fucking awesome, you have got the best use of adjectives on this fukin forum hahaha

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  7. 08-17-2009, 04:35 PM #7
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    I fold. But I've been trying to modify my style to make it more textured, because I'm sick of wiping over a layer of shit with a smooth layer. Its like one of those putty knifes sliding over a layer of putty on dry wall, it just spreads the pile.

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  8. 08-17-2009, 05:44 PM #8
    N9ne
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    I take one fold of toilet paper, rubberband it to my pointer, and finger fuck my asshole clean.
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  9. 08-17-2009, 05:50 PM #9
    Spyder
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    LOL not just a turd. Satisfaction. $$

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  10. 08-17-2009, 06:17 PM #10
    MasterOfPuppets
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    I am a very meticulous wiper. This is code for "I have a shitty asshole."
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    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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