Cops playing Wii for 9 hours

[DarkSpoon]

Know what's more alluring to the five-O than glazed confectionary goods? Nintendo's Wii, apparently. Or at least the lure of bowling without all the heavy lifting. See, a team of undercover cops raiding the home of a convicted Florida drug dealer was smitten enough by the console to quit their search and fire up Wii Sports for a bit of taxpayer fun over a period of, oh... about nine hours -- unaware that the home security system was recording the whole thing. Your dose of self-righteous indignation can be found after the break.

[DESTRUCTION]

nothing out of the norm

[Diddlez]

Duno I see nothing wrong with this.

[DarkSpoon]

didnt say it was wrong. thought it was lulzy tbh.

[Saman]

I guess the moral of the story is to hide your drugs inside your wii, because that's the last place cops are going to look, in more ways than one .

[DarkSpoon]

I guess the moral of the story is to hide your drugs inside your wii, because that's the last place cops are going to look, in more ways than one .

i can only think of the one way. what others did you have in mind?

[Saman]

IF you were a cop, and you saw a big bucket of piss with something in the bottom, would you stick your hand in it to find out what it is?

Q.E.D

[DarkSpoon]

no, i would dump the piss out. plus thats still the only way of looking i can think of(which was my point, your sentence was poorly constructed).

[Spyder]

LOL saman. pretty failz example IMO.

As far as the cops, whatever. The funny thing is most of them are fat, so it's not terribly unexpected. I don't get how there's so much "waiting" in a search. I mean...by very definition, shouldn't these fucks be, oh I don't know, SEARCHING.

[MasterOfPuppets]

"As a gift I attached my business card feel free to call me anytime day or night"
"Why would we need to call you at night?"
"Well now you can't call me at all"
"You're really gonna miss that when you find yourself in between a moose and her cubs at night"

wait what