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    Cody --: so gay
    Cody --: i got class
    Cody --: i'm at college til...
    Cody --: 4:30
    Cody --: pm
    Andrew --: thats shitty
    Cody --: yeah its pretty homo
    Cody --: i wish they had like
    Cody --: nap rooms there
    Cody --: so i could take a nap
    Cody --: in between classes
    Andrew --: lol
    Andrew --: that would be great
    Cody --: like
    Cody --: even just some racks
    Cody --: i could bring a pillow and a sleeping bag, fuck i dont care.
    Andrew --: LOL
    Andrew --: just bring your pillow and sleeping bag into the bathroom
    Andrew --: get the handicap stall
    Cody --: LOL
    Andrew --: set up shop in there
    Cody --: lock it
    Cody --: hahaha
    Cody --: ask the janitor to clean it up
    Cody --: first
    Cody --: "thanks man, im gonna sleep in here"
    Andrew --: just lay a tarp down
    Cody --: "can you wake me up in 30?"
    Cody --: LOL LAY THE TARP DOWN AND LEAVE IT IN THERE
    Andrew --: LOL
    Andrew --: nah you cant leave it
    Andrew --: kids would piss all over it
    Cody --: dude
    Cody --: they'd see it and be like
    Cody --: "what the fuck" and just leave
    Cody --: passing people in the hall "dude dont go in there there's a fuckin tarp"
    Andrew --: if you'd smash the shit out of the toilet in there
    Andrew --: with a sledge hammer
    Andrew --: theres no reason for people to go in
    Cody --: taht would ruin the plumbing
    Cody --: then i'd have a foutain
    Cody --: and it would flood
    Cody --: omg
    Andrew --: you can turn the water off
    Cody --: then i could make a raft
    Cody --: SLEEP ON THE RAFT
    Cody --: float down the hallway
    Andrew --: the valves on the back
    Andrew --: behind the toilet
    Cody --: let's not get too technical here ok buddy
    Cody --: like i'm some kind of
    Cody --: toilet astronaut
    Andrew --: duno id think getting a tarp and laying it down in teh handicapped stall at your school
    Andrew --: and sleeping in there
    Cody --: with a phd in pipes
    Andrew --: is pretty technical thus far
    Cody --: nah
    Andrew --: technical
    Cody --: how about
    Cody --: i get bungie cords
    Cody --: across the top of the stall
    Cody --: on the dividers
    Andrew --: i like where this is going
    Cody --: and then
    Cody --: tarp on top
    Andrew --: yes
    Cody --: like
    Cody --: a hammock
    Cody --: in the bathroom.
    Cody --: $$
    Andrew --: yes
    Cody --: that way
    Cody --: people can use the toilet still
    Cody --: and i'm just up there
    Cody --: chillin
    Andrew --: LOL
    Cody --: "bro you want some mints? how about a towel?"
    Andrew --: saman hoshyar this is going on the forums
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    I've fallen asleep at school a few times in the past few years in goddamn chairs that are uncomfortable as shit. I'd be all for napping on a tarp. I'll invest in this if necessary.
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    I can already see bathroom tarps flying off the shelves at your local Walmart.
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    I can see this outselling bulletball
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    At uni we have a studio with couches for the Media Design students.
    Uni is half the way between my home and some club where I'm mostly until 5-6am in the morning.
    So when I don't want to walk an hour home, I just sleep at uni half way ...
    Hardly any1 else does that, because it's not officially allowed ...
    Anyways this weekend I missed the toilette when I had to shit real badly ... imagine the mess I had to clean up next morning

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    toilet astronaut + phd in pipes = ???
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    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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    your school doesnt have like a student center with a bunch of couches and shit? i sleep on those daily at my school.
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    toilet astronaut + phd in pipes = apparently not Acromus, as he can't even shit properly

    Cody --: so gay
    Cody --: i got class
    Cody --: i'm at college til...
    Cody --: 4:30
    Cody --: pm
    wait 'till you get a real job, son.

    "ill give ur mom the short end of the stick " - Destruction
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    I just go into the woods next to my school and sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acromus View Post
    Anyways this weekend I missed the toilette when I had to shit real badly ... imagine the mess I had to clean up next morning
    Please elaborate. Did you shit your pants or shit all over the toilet?
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