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Thread: 9 Reasons Iraqis Suck at Jumping Jacks

  1. 11-05-2009, 10:37 PM #1
    NinjaGator
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    http://www.cracked.com/blog/iraqi-fa...or-the-troops/

    Seanbaby is fucking hilarious. I'd recommend reading his other stuff too.
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    stop idolizing a haxor clan like nwp and idolize a clan like gv instead, who have to struggle and try so hard.
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    I still laugh at how Saman means "Shelter and Security", and Saman is a terrorist.
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    It makes me feel better about myself...knowing that even if I became a fucking crack addict and lost everything, I'd still be better than him.(In reference to M@nc0w)
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  2. 11-06-2009, 04:19 AM #2
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    Like 7 years ago I subscribed to EGM, and only because of Seanbaby's "Rest of the Crap" section at the very end of the magazine. This guy is funny as fuck.
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  3. 11-06-2009, 11:31 AM #3
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    When a white guy does a jumping jack, he’s all, “I’m effectively doing a jumping jack.” When an Iraqi does a jumping jack, he’s like, “I’m an idiot, motherfucker!”

    LOOOOOOOOL god damn grade A comedy here folks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos
    stop idolizing a haxor clan like nwp and idolize a clan like gv instead, who have to struggle and try so hard.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShockWave
    I still laugh at how Saman means "Shelter and Security", and Saman is a terrorist.
    Quote Originally Posted by Creative
    The gods have looked apond you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    It makes me feel better about myself...knowing that even if I became a fucking crack addict and lost everything, I'd still be better than him.(In reference to M@nc0w)
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  4. 11-06-2009, 11:59 AM #4
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    LOL fucking christ. Good article imo.

    "Being Iraqi and doing a jumping jack is like being American and transforming into a dinosaur boat. The fact that he can do this does nothing less than prove genies."
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    im just trying to keep u on ur toes Fellow

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