" Noah died 350 years after the Flood, at the age of 950,[5] the last of the immensely long-lived antediluvian Patriarchs. The maximum human lifespan, as depicted by the Bible, diminishes rapidly thereafter, from as much as 900 years to the 120 years of Moses. "

What an amazing man to live about 8 times longer than any other recorded human being. A man who was 400 at the time was able to build a ship out of wood, using just his hands, that was large enough to hold two of every animal on the fucking planet. Obviously a ship of this size would have been the largest ship ever built, and he had done it by himself using only his hands. As far as gathering up these animals, well he put his mind to it (literally) and all of a goddamn sudden animals just started showing up and got on his built from scratch wooden Titanic. Shortly after, I believe like 12 seconds after the last animal got on the ship (clutch play Noah), it started raining for 40 days or 400 days or 4000 years or something fucking stupid and impossible and killed every other being on the planet. After this retarded length of time passed and the flood water magically disappeared (maybe it evaporated and its still in the sky?), Noah got off his ship with his four prostitutes, had a celebratory orgy, and became an internet sensation.








Also, fuck you and fuck your religion because it's riddled with bullshit.