I need your help, very badly

[N9ne]

It's 4:58 in the morning
I walk up to Target's front doors n ring the bell
As Tony lets me in he says "Good morning Jordan"
I say "Morning sir" and salute the ****



26 seconds later I'm in front of the time clock
I hit START WORK, followed by 5-6-8-9-9-3-0-5
I walk to the back of the store, pass Stephanie
Our eyes meet, she makes a gun with her hand
Points it at her head, and pulls the trigger



17 minutes later I'm on my knees stocking soup
Making $10.50 an hour, thinking to myself
"How much longer can I hang on to this job?"
A U of O student stops in front of my aisle
His cell phone plays Jumper by Third Eye Blind
I hear "Step back from that ledge my friend"



Life's A Nightmare

[Acromus]

cool

[Spyder]

ROFL will, that was awesome.

[DESTRUCTION]

hahahaha well played Will

[MasterOfPuppets]

lol fuck.

[N9ne]

I would take credit for that masterpiece if in fact it wasn't taken from JORDANS BLOG

[DarkSpoon]

I would take credit for that masterpiece if in fact it wasn't taken from JORDANS BLOG

fuck, are you serious?

[Diddlez]

yeah its really on there LOL

[Spyder]

LOOOL fuck, it's a fucking mockery of itself.

[chinar]

Why