I found a way to get anti gravity... on earth

[DESTRUCTION]

1) Toast. Toast with butter. You drop a slice of toast and it's gonna land on the butter side down correct? Yes.

2) Cats. Cats that fall. When cats fall from tree branches, roofs, etc; They always land on their feet right? Yes, of course.

[TOP SECRET INFORMATION LEAK]

3) To get this to work, you tape the slice of toast on the cat's back with the butter side facing upward. You then pick up the cat and simply drop it. The cat will land on it's feet, but the toast will land on the side with
butter. It won't work... so, the cat just spins sideways in mid-air. It will never land. The end.

[chinar]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING ON THIS INFORMATION.

[MasterOfPuppets]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING ON THIS INFORMATION.

I too would like to know why you haven't told us this earlier?

[Soundwave]

Wow. Quite the theory. Now test it out by dropping the cat from a mile in the air. Either it will be anti-gravitational - or very funny and cruel.

[DESTRUCTION]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING ON THIS INFORMATION.

I too would like to know why you haven't told us this earlier?

This was very top secret at my topisecret hidden labretory.. we were discussion if it should be released to the public or not and we decided too..

Wow. Quite the theory. Now test it out by dropping the cat from a mile in the air. Either it will be anti-gravitational - or very funny and cruel.

we havent ran tests yet... but youre all welcome to try

[N9ne]

Triplepost

BAN FROM LIFE

[MasterOfPuppets]

pretty much deleted posted lawl

[DESTRUCTION]

yeah my internet lagged

[Revenant100]

1) Toast. Toast with butter. You drop a slice of toast and it's gonna land on the butter side down correct? Yes.

Nope. Mythbusters proved this myth wrong.

[MasterOfPuppets]

cbf rev and his mythbusters cult.
IT'S NOT REAL GODDAMNIT, THERE IS NO SPACESHIP COMING TO GET YOU.